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"𝓟𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓐𝓕𝓣𝓔𝓡 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽𝔂!"

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ, ʟɪꜰᴇ'ꜱ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ.
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Gijinka! Boo OC. [ N ] SFW. Dark themes present.

#MarioRP #SmashRP #MVRP

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"Whew! Lemme tell ya'! A Jamboree takes a while to end where I am from -- now, let's see how things are... Oh wow that is a lotta dust. Just how I like it!"

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"Bad news, the turtle lives. Good news, I've got a new resident I can greet! I love helping in serving revenge. Especially when it's DEAD cold!"

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"Just between you and me, don't go to New Donk City, barrel related deaths are just so common there, and who wants to be known as the ghost who died to a barrel?"

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"Puh-lease, do I look like a hotel for hazbins? Hell, heaven? Purgatory is where it's at!"

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"Oh GOOD grief! Look at all this -- get! Get! I am NOT interested in scams that aren't mine!"

It is one Boo against a swarm of bots, armed with only a boot and a dream.

Squish. Or actually, CRUNCH!

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"Why do you think casinos keep making money? Spoilers, it's not because of the buffet. Feeding bad habits? Planting false hope? That's the real money maker!"

[👻𝕁𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 ℙ𝕖𝕣𝕤!👻 🔞 @ShyGuyOfScience]

"Huh.
Suppose that makes sense..."

Don't mind the scientist. Taking notes.

"Though, does that really happen so often?"

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"Best part of business? The clientele all come to me, eventually. Living lives tend to expire faster than milk, and where does that lead them when they desperately want to milk every hour. To me, duh!"

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"You know, me personally, I wouldn't go to a place like Rogueport. I mean, it's in the name, there's rouges there! They oughta name it something a little more nice, like, maybe Rougeport. I like it, sounds fancy."

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

@CUTlEPEACH "Mmm. Hmm. Yeah I get you, needing to take a load of your shoulders, let those worries melt away. What YOU need is a little R & R, am I right or am I right?"

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"People call me a scammer, but have you seen that Happy Lucky Lottery? Now that's a scam that BLOWS! Unless you like playing the clock, but you wouldn't cheat, would you?"

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"I really need to fix up my Trophy Room. I would say I'd kick it off my bucket list buuuuut, already kicked it I guess."

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"Best part of being free lance is being your own boss. I tell ya', used to roll into mansions with bunch of other Boos, it was terrible. Cramped, no pay, and some greasy Italian rolls in and wrecks the place. Dreadful."

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"I'll have you know I like this place dusty, it adds to the decorum!"

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"To whomever keyed my Kart. There will now be ghosts, in your living room."

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"Did YOU know, you can unlock Luigi by signing this contract? I don't even know what that means but it sounds really cool."

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"I just want souls to suffer in eternal debt to me, is that really so bad? I mean have you seen the recent developments in New Donk City? Rent is KILLER!"

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

@ALLSYSTEMSOKAY || And that's how mafia works

[👻 - ʙᴏᴏɴɪɢᴀɴ - 🍹 @DRUNKESTB00]

"I'm no reptilian with a need to see an optometrist, but boy, I REALLY do not like Kongs. They smell bad, eat all your bananas, oh, and the BARRELS! I really really really REALLY --

Do not like barrels."