Allie

My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations.

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

15" Zen Mode, 14 pts! Who can beat me in @PianoTiles -> http://st.umoni.com2

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

Celebrating 5 Christmas's this year.
Talk about dent in the piggy bank.

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

@kacicash Agreed. It's just weird that I have hated them my whole life and now I want them all the time.

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

I hate pretzels, but I crave and eat them daily....

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

You are your biggest critic.

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

If I lay here, if I just lay here. Would you lay with me and just forget the world?

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

Party girls can't feel anything. When will I learn?

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

Be a princess with a heart, a B**** with an attitude and a lady with class.

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

If you're going to compare a woman's body to a porn star, you might want to go remeasure your dick honey. #stfu

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

A well dressed man >>>
A well dressed man cursing up a storm <<<

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

Making it to class on time today!
Now if only I can make that a habit....

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

When you get off at every level of the parking garage searching for your car <<<<

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

I'm so excited for all of my shows to start this week!!! Now only if I had time to watch them. #worklife #thankgodfordvr !

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

That awkward moment when the Indian guy behind you sees you miss your straw

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

<When the bartender doesn't know what she's doing and gives you a shit load of alcohol with a splash of coke.
#Thankyou

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

Laying out by the pool is the best therapy ever.

[Allie @DRUNKoffYOU]

Our first purchase for the Season arrived! #dallasmavs #peaceloveworld http://t.co/idCJZv6mC9