Damien Warren

parody account of me, run by me.

[Damien Warren @DRWSkinbo]

I found out today that if you scream as loud as possible, you get the rest of the day off work.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Teenagers claiming PIP for anxiety are receiving £100 more a week than those working the maximum hours in a minimum wage part-time job

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

omg 😆

[Damien Warren @DRWSkinbo]

Let’s be honest we’ve been shite this entire tournament bar a few moments here and there. Terrible game management

[Damien Warren @DRWSkinbo]

Why is Emma Hayes in a kitchen during the hydration break?

[Damien Warren @DRWSkinbo]

I’m all for this social media ban for under 16s, I just hope we can go one better and bring back hanging for nonces and rapists

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

Married his childhood sweetheart, has four kids, donates to the armed forces and mental health charities while running his own foundation. Doesn't drink or smoke. Zero career scandals, which is rare for anyone at his level of fame.

He's also his country's and boyhood club's all-time top scorer, with six Golden Boots including four in the Premier League and one at a World Cup.

He's easily the best striker in the world right now.

And yet Harry Kane remains one of the most disrespected and underrated players in world football. Which is bizarre because he's exactly the type of footballer kids should be looking up to. 👏

[Damien Warren @DRWSkinbo]

@ZeldaUniverse Yes

[The Middle Way @AdultnamedRob]

Cause a monster is dropping in November

[Damien Warren @DRWSkinbo]

Justice prevails, Middlesbrough played three play offs fixtures and didn’t win a single one.

[AwokenGiantUK 🇬🇧🦁 @AwokenGiantUK]

@ArchRose90 Mike Amesbury assaulted someone in a drunken rage.

Ricky Jones encouraged a crowd to cut peoples throats.

Huw Edwards had 100s of images of child porn.

Manchester Airport thugs battered a female police officer.

Lucy Connolly posted a nasty tweet.

Guess who went to prison.

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

BREAKING: Southampton have received a significant blow after their club’s ticket allocation for the upcoming play-off final was decreased by 37,604.

[Damien Warren @DRWSkinbo]

@mrcollins1986 Dunno mate

[Damien Warren @DRWSkinbo]

@BenDesigned This beauty was one of the first kits I owned

[Damien Warren @DRWSkinbo]

@McDonaldsUK why is it so difficult to report missing items for delivery?

[House Of The People @HoTPOfficial]

There is no way of knowing how often Parliament votes against what the public actually wants. Until now.

https://t.co/QpJCcn3FBH tracks every bill going through Parliament. You vote. We compare it to how your MP voted. The gap speaks for itself.

[Damien Warren @DRWSkinbo]

It’s not an Islamic country and it sure as fuck shouldn’t be a Christian country either, stick all that medieval make believe nonsense in the past where it belongs.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Britain is not an Islamic country, yet. We should not change our way of life to accommodate practices that have no place in any civilised society - sharia law, the burqa, halal slaughter, cousin marriage and more.

Britain is a Christian country, and under a Restore Britain Government it would remain that way.

We would not tolerate mass dominating Islamic prayer overtaking public spaces, entire schools would not be closed for Eid.

None of this is controversial. None of this should generate hysteria. But of course it will.

If a Muslim wants to live under sharia law, there are many countries to choose from.

I wish them well on their travels.

But this is Britain, and we have already tolerated the intolerable for too long. That must end.

There is finally a political party that has the courage to unapologetically stand up and defend the British way of life - one that is absolutely rooted in Christianity.

That party is Restore Britain.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a gothic nightclub.

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Dirty Business on @Channel4. Brilliantly made, devastating. Water must be nationalised now. The owners of the private water companies jailed.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Cattle farming is incredibly wasteful."
Farmer: "Is it? List the inputs."
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "For my farm. What goes in?"
Activist: "Feed, water, land..."
Farmer: "Rain, grass that grows for free, and land that won't grow anything else. Where's the waste?"
Activist: "But the resources..."
Farmer: "Are solar energy and rainfall. Both happen whether there's a cow here or not."
Activist: "You're oversimplifying."
Farmer: "I'm being accurate. Sunlight hits grass. Grass grows. Cow eats grass. Cow becomes beef. Which step wastes resources?"
Activist: "The land could grow crops."
Farmer: "This land? 30-degree slope, clay soil, 45 inches of rain? Show me the crop."

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Sir Jim talking about immigration and people putting very little in to the system just to take benefits is quite ironic when the Glazers have never put a penny in to Manchester United and have constantly taken benefits/dividends out.