dweeyan🐍🐍🐍

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please don't snitch. this is my safe space.
busier than ever

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Never gagraduate sa Reputation/Anti-Hero Era HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[mika @mikasagrada]

"Vocês se importam se a gente cancelar?"

Eu:

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

"aww🥰"
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAH

[aly | non-showbiz gf ni bea @madambeab]

“pano po yun pag nag menopause na si mommy apple niyo po, ano na pong mangyayari?” IM CTFU CHAD WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK 😭😭😭😭

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Live love laugh big bois🫶✨

[Kainé @Alla1ne]

https://t.co/KmPzBgdupd

[🧞‍♂️ @Justaboyli]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Salonpas ug ointments na ang na add sa ako bucket of happiness

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Bagong kalaban: assets

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Ka survive sa day 1 after orientation hahaha

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Next na mag "on top": ✨sakin✨

[Inumaki @HashiraUzui19]

And finally, I am on top of the Philippines' highest mountain – Mt. Apo⛰️❤️‍🩹

[kyrie | samtember 🪽 @asawa_ni_bucky]

fuck

[blinkforever @everpinkarea]

"hey so i found your twitter account"

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Yawa minumulto ng opath2 rn

[⭐️ @a5troJ]

You will never regret studying.

[PGee 🇵🇭🇵🇸 @Popoygee]

Ateeeee! HAHAHAHAH @mimiyuuuh

“kasi pano magiging beautiful sa mga Pilipino, mga bobo binoboto ninyo”

Pero true naman 🤣 Damay damay.

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Yati na lawas imbes ang plano mag oversleep, nimata na man hinuon ug alas 5:11 para asa pud??!?

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Esp when the meat is pressure cooked😩😩😩

[issa @shotsofmartinii]

putangina gets niyo ba ako sa sinigang like ang sarap mo baby #foodtwt

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Thank you computahh

[Albi @fnostalgiaa]

fully stuffed🥘

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Feel pud nako ug na straight ko, I'm the type of person na mag serve ug prenup agreement HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH literally an insufferable asshole 😆

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Naa koy ka chat ganiha then nag share sya na he just broke up with hix ex 2 months ago and 1 year sila (he's 30yrs old daw) as a typical bitter person, wa ra ko naki empathize actually nalingaw pa kog sigeg pangutana

[dweeyan🐍🐍🐍 @DR_iannnn]

Ironically, I'll meet you halfway but in my own terms😆