D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg

I enjoy eating box, larping, ripping bag, cracking freshmen, and long walks on the beach.

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@00JimmyT D’Realest is in quite the dry spell lately. Might have to consider

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Just got off of an 8 hour shift and found out the fat chick I worked with was lowkey a chiller and not as annoying as she used to be… #howmanybeers #thoughts

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@ghuegherlovebox I really love the hype up but I’m saving myself for marriage or 100 followers, whichever happens first. #hogwatch

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Doing a hair dox at 25 followers, #hogdox at 100???

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@ashutoshpac95 Yup and charges are currently coming my way and I’m probably going to prison. #fairs

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@ashutoshpac95 Holdon, I have to try this…

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@bensongumballll We doing eggs after 11 now Gumball? #lank

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@derek_dupont420 Damnit Dimebag, that’s a good hook I can’t lie. You got me.

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Honking in the tunnel is elite, you’re a liberal cuck if you think otherwise. #fuckyou #thisfucks

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Ordering these off of Amazon because this movie genuinely made me want to read a book. And I don’t want to #Larp the knowledge #TheOdyssey

[samuel ‘Aryan’ smith @Felix1ffs]

Jerked off so hard I have rug burn on my pee pee, I fuck so hard

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@ThrobbyBoucher Obliterate and nuke

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@thebullet69420 Is grass green?

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Shoutout Sheetz in NC for this combo, all this for only $13 #jews #almostshitmyselfinparkinglot

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@Whiteiverson999 D’Realest was a big fan of it, he genuinely went home speechless.

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@BrandenPope19 Resume: Pounded 13 beers in 1.5 hours for a case race I participated in (24 split between 2 people since they’re losers)

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Running off of <4 hours of sleep with a 13 hour drive back home and I can never fall asleep in cars. #fuckme #nukethecar

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@daledimmadomeII Tried putting up one final shot, a buzzer beater so to say that was “you’re too busy for a 20 minute walk?” that got shut down immediately and then hit w a “haha i like ur confidence” #fuck #thoughtitwasgreen

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Didn’t get robbed, lowkey worse, I got stood up. #FuckFoids #SadGoyHours

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@daledimmadomeII It went nowhere, I was putting up crazy shots, they were going in but nothing from her. And in a last ditch effort for some #pitypuh™️ I said it was really nice meeting her and wish we could’ve seen eachother before we both leave tmrw. #friesinbag #ballgame

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@BrickedScruggs Good luck out there Bubba! Keep us posted.

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@daledimmadomeII She just asked if I usually talk to “mixed girls” and I said no #canttellwherethisisgoing