Dean Rexines

on-chain centurion, bit flipper, co-founder @mashlabs_xyz

[Dean Rexines @drextron]

Life is short, test in prod

[Dean Rexines @drextron]

@MarxoidNess They had the ultimate incentive — the profit of staying alive

[alexlindsay @alexlindsay]

If you want to understand American optimism…

We celebrate the date that we declared independence, not the date that we achieved it.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

"The fate of unborn millions will now depend, under God, on the courage and conduct of this army. Our cruel and unrelenting enemy leaves us only the choice of brave resistance, or the most abject submission. We have, therefore, to resolve to conquer or die.”

- George Washington, July 2, 1776

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[B&S @_B___S]

He may be old, but he still loves to dig a hole on the beach

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

There is no political gain to be had from saying this, this is legitimately a man who has contemplated the inner life of grass

[Dean Rexines @drextron]

@esandurrani Literally just improve documentation culture in your engineering team. Not that hard. No need for a new paid service.

[Dean Rexines @drextron]

@deltaxbt It’s about the journey, not the destination

[Dean Rexines @drextron]

@origamichat Great way to rack up a $5000 Anthropic API bill in 1 hour

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[りなべる @Re_Nebel_]

モリアオガエルと競走した

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Dean Rexines @drextron]

@William_Blake Still stuck in the 1950’s

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[mr fundman @mrfundman]

Bankers looking at me getting 1 SpaceX share for IPO

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

In Japan, a gorilla named Kiyomasa got into a fight with his mate. She kicked him out of their enclosure at the zoo, and he was later spotted sitting alone, seemingly rethinking his life choices

[Dean Rexines @drextron]

@Vinny_Daniel0 Grandpa thinks finals tickets are $100

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.