Moyle

father of 0, professionally unemployed, notoriously heterosexual, huge into crypto - I mean big time. Map Guy

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

Even the best au gratin is still a potato

[Sam Thorne @Strippin]

This dude literally owns a restaurant that charges you $12 for FRIES in case anyone was wondering

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

@FearedBuck This is so fucking funny holy shit

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Clavicular got mogged by the judge who gave him his sentence.

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

Using biometrics to sign into everything instead of a password is on the same “fuck yeah” level as air conditioning in human development and advancement

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

When my laptop battery is low it says “you might want to plug in your PC” ok condescending bitch maybe I’ll let you die

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

I love when there’s an unfavorable change to a service that only impacts Europe lol “oi! muffins! Netflix is losing me favorite show this is rubbish, yeh? I eat beans for breakfast”

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

The aliens are actually waiting to invade until Lebron wins an NBA championship with his own nut on the roster. They can’t even believe it “let’s let this play out”

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

My favorite subculture is young Indian men on a Twitter thread talking about bullish markets and hyping up behemoth companies

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

If my name was called at the airport gate I think I would shit

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

@ThrillaRilla369 Puhtoing!

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

I’ve never met a scientist so maybe they do just disappear

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

I am a real life version of grok. Tag me in all your replies and I will answer. You can get responses from an actual human like me. Ask Moyle

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

@nickturani @Pirates @Paul_Skenes Nick your jeans…theyre out of style

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Going up to girls and saying “Damn you’re like byyourselfmaxxing” might be the new method✍️

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

What would ASU frat leader do right now…

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

I’m now a bar soap guy. Since when did these things run out of soap

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

When a gang like Reuters drop a headline this super hot fire I shake in myboots

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"From 'buy America' to 'bye America', Wall street exodus gathers pace," per Reuters.

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

I feel like I’m probably Jewish but I don’t know

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

Just smacked the weed pen making a chipotle order like it’s a cmas wishlist for my belly

[Moyle @DRmoyle_]

Epstein releases are an impressive display of the immutable, despicable, barbaric behavior written in the code of human nature. When there are no chains…