Derek Roessler

Proud husband and dad, Ohio State fan, food and wine enthusiast.

[Derek Roessler @DRoessl]

For the past year, @2hs2fs and I have been reviewing all sorts of whiskey on our YouTube channel, BoozeBriefs. Check it out and subscribe if you're interested in fun booze reviews. https://t.co/h6IvedzcOJ

[Derek Roessler @DRoessl]

Malkin?

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

And… not sure how to process yet, but impeccable source said that this Rantanen deal was not the biggest thing on the table in the last 48 hours.

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@TheBenSwain Like the good ol days of smashing F5 on HF Boards on trade deadline day

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@NWSRaleigh Somewhere, @wxbrad just got a splitting headache.

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Evergreen reminder that fading this asshole's picks is always the move

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I’m on all three underdogs to cover today: SMU, Clemson and Tennessee. Let’s get rich, kids: https://t.co/WF6q6zXOhW

[Derek Roessler @DRoessl]

@Mike36fan Fraser firs aren't this evergreen

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@PardonMyTake He won't be there more than 2 seasons tops. Probably just one.

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Offord is gonna be a redshirt sophomore by the time he's allowed to announce where he's going. #SigningDay

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@AndrewMLind Wait what!?

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@slmandel The latter. If it were better, the former wouldn't matter

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@WaltRuff

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@hlsmith_2 I am amused that he picked a venue less than half the size Kamala had this week.

[Derek Roessler @DRoessl]

@hlsmith_2 I'm sure I'll have a rogue eyebrow to tweeze or something that day.

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@ramzy I wonder if he bought https://t.co/PoQzPyUKKU to redirect.

[Derek Roessler @DRoessl]

Holy hell the projection

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lara Trump: This is a fun and joyful campaign onto the Trump side, look over at the Kamala Harris side, they are melting down and collapsing and have to tell you, it's a pretty wonderful thing to see.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Their nominee for president is under multiple indictments, is a convicted felon, he pardoned a couple dozen Republican elected officials, cronies & campaign operatives, and there are about 100 other Republican elected officials currently under indictment on a variety of charges.

[Derek Roessler @DRoessl]

@OhioStFootball 49-10 good guys

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Add "stop calling teams 'defending champions' the season AFTER they won a title."

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

A team losing a game is not a "disaster."
Home runs are homers, not "dingers," "jacks" or "bombs."
A player scored 10 straight points, not 10 "unanswered" points.
If a football team scores two touchdowns and the opponent doesn't come back, say it "never trailed" rather than "never looked back."
In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases, redundancies and exaggerations.

[Derek Roessler @DRoessl]

@tml037 @MrWorkrate @HMof2 Those sandwiches got increasingly low effort and it was hilarious

[Derek Roessler @DRoessl]

This tracks

[COACH PRIME @DeionSanders]

Praying for @deshaunwatson fervently! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾