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@arsenal

[Rishit 🇵🇹 @Rishit_sayss]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after a Ronaldo stinker and a Messi masterclass

[D @DRoll96]

🥲

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 The agreement between Chelsea and Granit Xhaka on personal terms is guaranteed.

Xhaka is driving the move personally as he wants #CFC, wants to reunite with Xabi Alonso and wants to live in London.

Deal depends on the clubs.

🎥 https://t.co/i1adjykerw

[Fabrizio Laporta @FabrizioLaparto]

CONTRAGOLPE PARA PORTUGAL, AHÍ VA CRISTIANO RONALDO 🤯💣

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨 Kobbie Mainoo is the only FIT midfielder available:

Thomas Tuchel;

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cristiano Ronaldo when he not playing Uzbekistan

[🇺🇸🇩🇪🦉 @jonahcelona]

🚨Cristiano Ronaldo has more rape allegations (4) than number of touches in the second half vs Colombia (3)

[Jonny Meat @JonnyBones]

Never say never, right now we are finishing up Gable‘s training camp. He’s looking extraordinary. I’ve been his main training partner, and I’m moving like I never left. 🤷🏾 stem cells must be working.

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇺🇾 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | The Uruguay Football Association decided to CANCEL the private plane for the squad! ✈️❌

Every single player will return on a commercial flight following their exit from the World Cup, reports @MartinCharquero.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Josh Hokit every time he sees Michelle Obama’s third leg 🤣

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

LMFAOOOO bro how do I switch my timeline to strictly Spanish twitter😭😭

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Thomas Tuchel on Reece James’ hamstring injury: “Nobody saw it coming.”

Everyone: We literally all saw it coming.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @KieranCFC88]

reasonable reaction

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

🤣🤣

[X9 @X9_redux]

Leave it to the French to make something gayer than sucking dick

[D @DRoll96]

Christ

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

when you ask your chubby girlfriend to give you doggy 😭😭

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

“Justin Poirier”

[PC Strickland @PCStricklandMMA]

🚨The part of the story they don’t want you to see🚨

Dustin Poirier stopped a group of armed men from doing the unthinkable at an airport.

#Hero

[D @DRoll96]

Real men can wax the dolphin in any temperature

[venus ☆ @biitemyhip]

if you are from the uk and you're wanking in this heat then you are a wrongen

[. @TDEAVFC]

You’ve been at the club 5 minutes mayte