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Huws is a shit cunt take him out the club

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BREAKING NEWS: A deal has been agreed between the two clubs for the loan of Iestyn Samuel with personal terms set to be agreed this afternoon and a medical scheduled for this evening. No further comments will be made until this ebening. #welcomesamuel #upparustlers

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@PlasmawrF @Hyllband Deal ✍️🤝

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@PlasmawrF we would like to submit a loan offer for Iestyn Samuel until the end of the season with an option to make the move permanent in the summer transfer window. The bid is a pint of brains black served by his brother and a signed copy of @Hyllband new album.

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CLUB STATEMENT: Following talks between the gaffer and director of football it has been decided to leg George leave the club on a free. George was a crucial member of the team as we won promotion last season and we wish him the best of luck for the future.

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Full Time: Rustlers 13-7 WABB
Late drama as other results go the bhoys way which means we finish in 2nd place and promoted. End of season awards to follow soon, details to be confirmed. #upparustlers #brexit #villagios

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Huge game for the Rustlers tonight in the final match of the season. A point outside the top 2 going into the game, tonight's match is a must win for the bhoys. we take on our fierce rivals WABB. This one is set to be a classic. Live on BT Sport 19:45

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Cardiff City Stadium showed a sneak peak of the next manager once Harris is fired #HuwsIn

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Steff has mushy peas and ketchup with his Christmas dinner

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Huws at a Cardiff game:

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Rustlers 16-6 Gangbang.
A world class 2nd half saw Rustlers score 7 unanswered goals and take the promotion race to the last day and into the new year, with 1 point separating 2nd and 3rd.

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Superb win for the Rustlers against top opposition. A heated game saw tough tackles from both sides. But quality showed as the boys win 11-8 to strengthen their lead at the top of the table.
#upparustlers #coficont #ruslted #fatty #rachelriley

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The result takes Rustlers top of the league
#haveyougotagirlfriend #upparustlers
#fwa

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Full Time: Rustlers 11-8 Hall FC
Superb performance from the bhoys who keep their promotion push going. Battled well to earn the 3 points. A hostile environment welcomed the Rustlers into the ground, who were jeered by the home crowd through out, but the 3 points come home.

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Full Time: Rustlers 19-11 Scum
Hard fought win for the bhoys who make it 10 wins out of 10 against the arch enemy. Quality showed as the Rustlers eventually took control of the game, after a mini comeback from the opposition.
#acl #teninarow

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It's the mother of all derbies tonight, as Deportivo La Rustlers take on We'll always be blue. KO 19:45. Rustlers go into the game in 2nd place, and look to continue their 9 match winning run against the scum. HERE WE GO 10 IN A ROW

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Full Time: Rustlers 16-5 Gangbang
No horror show for the Rustlers as an injured squad puts in an emphatic performance and goes into atleast 2nd place heading into next week's derby.
#brexitriots #megs #PrayforMercy #upparustlers

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Tough loss for the Rustlers who lose in the last minute. Tynen on his way to hospital with a broken ankle to meet his hero Glen Hoddle.
#fanny #hiv

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Full Time: Rustlers 19-11 The Bhoys. Superb win for the Rustlers against top the league, and end the opponent's perfect start to the season.
#upparustlers
#parryout

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@gruffhuws96 Wank socks don’t count

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Match Report: an easy 15-4 win for Rustlers vs The Spaghetti Men. The gaps in the squad was nothing for the remaining Rustlers. A fluid display that would put Pep Guardiola and a lazy river’s love child to shame. Looks like Huws is officially out. #NoOneWasWatchingTheWalesGame