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[DS @DS96_WHU]

@HLTCO @fbtlpod Alexander Hleb

[Nick Timothy MP @NJ_Timothy]

New governments seek to define themselves within 100 days. Not even 50 days into this one, Labour have shown us what they are: dishonest, divisive, unreconstructed socialists. Destroyers, not creators - takers, not makers.
My column today: https://t.co/b4DtCiWcZQ

[Alfie @alfie_t8]

Criminal that this isn’t our national anthem

[VINNYWHUFC @vinnywhufc]

On this day in 2023 West Ham won the Europa Conference League at the Eden Arena, Prague after a 2-1 victory over Fiorentina.

The West Ham goals came from Said Benrahma (pen) and a dramatic 90th minute winner from Jarrod Bowen

[Talk @TalkTV]

Reform UK leader Nigel Farage tells Talk that “Labour have won” the election but “it won’t be the Conservatives” forming the “voice of opposition”.

“Once every 50 or 100 years, remarkable things happen… we could just be at one of those historic moments.”

#Talk

[DS @DS96_WHU]

@26hpork How many have you got mate

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Gym/Exercise newbies.

1. If you plan to jog or run, INVEST in trainers that are comfortable, long lasting and give plenty of cushion. You don't put scooter wheels on a bin lorry. Your converse all star or 20 year old sambas will get you injured.

2. Intervals. Read my last post. It keeps your brain interested.

3. Make a playlist. If the Rocky theme gets you through that 9/10 RPE minute, then listen to it. Songs that gets you going.

4. Don't negotiate with yourself when you get up or have finished work and say "I'll go tomorrow". Have your gear in a bag near the door ( kit, trainers, bottle, gum, small gym towel, toiletry bag, big towel) and Just. Fucking. Go. Out. The. Door. I've never seen anyone get out the door, walk 200 yards or enter the gym and not do something. When that voice says "stay in bed" or "I'll go tomorrow", that's when you NEED to go.

5. 18 and 80 year olds will chat to you within a month at a gym. It's a place where everyone in there is pushing their own boundaries and the respect you'll get from everyone will be self fulfilling. That chat and "hey, how are you?" is in itself a mental health tonic.

6. Perfume and aftershave. Never wear either in the gym. Body heat plus perfume or aftershave amplifies to become genuinely off putting to others.

7. Buy a cheap 1 litre water bottle. Sip not glug regularly in the gym. Any left after the session, chug the lot.

8. Motivation. Won't exist 90% of the sessions you do. That's the truth. But the habit of going will put you through even the hardest days when you don't fancy it, and often come out as the most satisfying sessions. I'll repeat, you will not be motivated 90% + times you exercise. But the payback when you feel incredible, recognise yourself in a mirror, have plenty of energy for yourself, friends and family is priceless. It really is.

9. Do it for you. It's your time for you. 1 hour, 30 mins, 10 mins. Fuck everything and everyone else off. You've earned the right to build yourself as you want to be. Take all the credit because only you are doing it.

10. Get an Instagram account. There are thousands of free PT Sessions, runners, weightlifters, women's sessions, peri menopausal fitness recommendations, limited ability sessions, the lot. Follow a few and let them guide you. There is no longer an excuse that you don't know what to do or eat, it's only your current habits holding you back. Change the habits and create new ones.

11. Patience. That's not an excuse to not go until next Thursday, it means having painfully small goals. You're lighting a tiny 1 twig fire that come summertime will be a roaring fire.

12. Weights. 10 reps, 3 times.

Quads ( front thigh)
Hamstrings ( back thigh)
Chest Press
Low Row
Pec Fly
Squats

13. Food/alcohol. Brutal but simple. There are no safe levels of alcohol, none. So if you're a regular or big drinker, I wouldn't bother starting. A recipe to breakdown and be frustrated. Not my place to tell anyone not to drink, but one fact remains, it will never take you to a healthier life, even 1. As for food, Google "eating for good health". Like alcohol, if you went overboard on the sweets, cheese, massively overindulged to go to the gym and be blowing out of your arse after 5 mins, it's what you're eating, not the gym and exercise that's the problem. Many who struggle mentally have horrific diets. Do you? Start there.

14. Relationship with exercise.
You exercise to feel good, be healthy and have longevity. You don't exercise so you can have an extra 2 curries in a week or extra bottle of wine. The latter destroys the ability to do the former well. Choose your hard as they say. A hard 1 hour 3 times a week that leaves you bouncing? Or 4500 calories that tasted great but leave you morbidly obese, using statins and 5 other meds. Exercise and good health destroy ailments. Why? Because your body is fucking a truly amazing tool when used properly.

15. Go for it. There's many on here who'll cheer you on. Me included.

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Always a pleasure, north London 😘

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

This is so moving. A real goosebumps moment.

This is Shane MacGowan’s funeral. More funerals should have this energy, where we celebrate the miracle of life.

What an amazing video.

https://t.co/AWi0x7li0R

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

UNBELIEVABLE SCENES!! 💥

Jarrod Bowen writes himself in West Ham history to surely clinch glory with the last kick of the game!! 🤩

#UECLfinal

[DS @DS96_WHU]

@tsf_podcast Why is kick off so late?

[DS @DS96_WHU]

@WillMason94 She becomes a Princess and lives her life as part of the family.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Apologies for any inconvenience and disappointment this may cause.

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

DARTING DESTINY FULFILLED 🏆

Michael Smith is the Champion of the World!

He wins the 2022/23 Cazoo World Darts Championship, beating Michael van Gerwen 7-4 in one of the greatest finals we have ever witnessed at Ally Pally!

Absolutely incredible 👏

#WCDarts | Final

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT A LEG OF DARTS!!

MICHAEL SMITH HITS A NINE DARTER!! 🤯😲

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

THE BEST LEG OF DARTS EVER!!!!

SMITH HITS A NINE AFTER VAN GERWEN MISSES D12 FOR IT!!!!

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

VAN DUIJVENBODE WINS!!!! 🍆

An absolute Ally Pally THRILLER as he goes all the way to a sudden-death Super Leg!

Dirk van Duijvenbode breaks Ross Smith, with Smith missing a dart for the match, but what nerve from the Dutchman!

INCREDIBLE drama at the Palace!

#WCDarts | R3

[West Ham Fan Zone @WHUFCFZ]

Three tournaments with one of the most talented squads you will ever see, and he’s ultimately failed in all of them.

Gareth Southgate has done a decent job as England manager, but he just doesn’t have it in him to win the big ones.

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ThreeLions #ENGvUSA #FifaWorldCup