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DSCDP Code Monkeys

Blocked by @JoelOsteen for asking how big Jesus' mansion was

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This pleases me

[Dr Maggie Lieu @Space_Mog]

Earth is sick with Coronavirus

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I need my doctor over in the skies, @Drstevenhobbs

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Nope. Dead. Right after my first hoaxination. Don't even know how I typed this just now. Weird

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Vaccinated and still alive.

Anyone else?

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Ditto. I'll leave this hellscape when I'm goddamn good and ready, Sissy SpaceX

[Кобзар 🇨🇦🇺🇦☦️ @CanadianKobzar]

The First Lady Elonia is fat, can’t jump, has hair plugs and has had jawline gender affirming surgery. Your move fat boy.

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Just one brave 757 mechanic could save us all

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Slim Diesel, aka Vin Shady

[Carlos Estrada 🫶🏾✌🏽 @CTOTHELOS77]

Who is this? 🤔

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Don't know what I expected @catturd2 to look like...

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Wait...the mayonnaise-iest Americans think Shitler will cancel Obamacare, but keep the Affordable Care Act?

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Nope. Fuck 'em all

[James Olmsted #Democracy4All! @jl_olmsted]

#ProudBlue #DemsUnited #DemVoice1
It's time to stop the name calling and shaming of Trump voters. They were misled by the greatest conman in history and the billionaire owners of the right wing media. Now is the time to realize that we are all in this together. Read and listen to MeidasPlus describe how Trump voters reckon with fallout in their personal and professional lives after the election from hell. Listen. Learn. Educate. Regroup. Protect. AND FIGHT BACK!!! (Click on the link below for full story.)
https://t.co/uDJtegBrkx

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I mean...he did assassinate Adolf Hitler

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

When people say Hitler did some good things, what do you think?

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When you come home early and the burglar is hiding in the closet, holding his breath, waiting to see if he gets caught

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

I really thought there’d be more gloating?

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It ain't mathing

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

This seems to be the little SECRET he spoke of

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Something is amiss. Er'body waaaaay too quiet

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Every down-ballot blue keeps winning in the same states that went with a dick-tater?

Explain it to me like I don't know what tariffs are

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Good news!

The AP has just called the race for Nevada's 4th District in the House.

Democrat Steven Horsford will hold onto his seat against Republican John Lee.

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@DogginTrump My ballot was counted, but something is amiss in my county

Ruben is the dem

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This is my county

Ruben is the dem

The math isn't mathing

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The green lead-glass one my granny used to make lemonade

Completely unbreakable

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

If you could bring back one pitcher from any era to face today’s hitters, who would it be?

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Choose wisely. This is a thinly veiled psychological question to test intimacy

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I don't speak Aramaic, so unless he can mime-teach me how to walk on water in 10 min...I'm takin' the cash

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I've said for years serving Taco Bell "food" should be a crime

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Imagine your sitting down enjoying your tacos and these guys come rushing in