DSDWellfieldBombers

DSD Wellfield Bombers FC * The most decorated team to ever grace the sand *

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@ToonMouthTyne Ever get bored of making up complete lies?

[Chris Greener @ChrisGreener6]

Leeds looking tired, might need another lockdown to finish strongly #lufc

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Fiesty encounter against Kurds last night. A tricky new outfit routinely seen to by the evergreen Bombers. 8 unbeaten and a 9th title wrapped up.

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@FrankyDevitt @eljonesuk Pervert.

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@FrankyDevitt Disappointing from a former great. Devitts bar will now be renamed 11s.

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Add At the wheel to the list of clubs forced into liquidation by the bombers. Couldn't handle the heat of the bombers hot breathe on their necks and failed to hang on to their coat tails at the business end. Is anyone up to the challenge? #LaDecima

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@Neilyhall8 Not good enough.

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@dhedleyeti @NewAgeBoxingUK Weve only one rule at the bombers and that's to be absolutely waxa at sand based footy. If not you'll find yourself in the developmental squad

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Bombers end season with 6-1 spanking of west ham sarnies. With every outfield player on the scoresheet, leaving Bob purring. Night ends on a sour note however with a violently harrowing team photo unleashed on social media.

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Andy mitchell inserted as early front runner to replace the potentially outbound greener. However his qualifications when not based at sea remain largely untested. Can he be a success from terra firma?

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Sources close to the club confirm fears greener could walk away from managerial duties. Odds slashed on his exit before next season.

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The bombers return to the sand ends in title number 7 with a routine dispatching of doth-uno

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@BenArfaChance

[Spartak FC @spartakwarriors]

fuck the bummers

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Just the 6 titles for the bombers in 10 top flight sand based seasons.

Everybody hates the bummers, but nobody can beat the bummers.

It’s come home

#bombers

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@OllieHolt22 Here mate. No fans would really care if all sports journalists stopped writing. Stop acting like you're all important. Ya grass!

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The greatest sand based team of all time edge towards another title.. #bombers

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@WayneRooney hi mate. Great 3 points. Can I have the 82 quid you owe me for missing that pen please?

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Controversy pre El Sandico as Bob introduces rule to outlaw the already outlawed throw out

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Bombers gaffer Hall calls for retrospective action from Bob towards @spartakwarriors for failing to control their players