DEEDEE SHEEKU

Do not let anyone take your happiness away

[DEEDEE SHEEKU @DSHEEKU]

@omgsidewalks Penelope

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

List of things to include in a prenup as a woman

Compensation for career sacrifice
Infidelity clauses
Protection of premarital assets
Protection from partner’s debt
Spousal support/alimony terms
Stay-at-home parent protections
Division of marital property
Business ownership protection
Retirement and pension protection
Inheritance protection
Real estate protections
Child-related financial expectations
Household labor recognition
Lifestyle and financial management clauses
Insurance requirements
Protection for future businesses or side hustles
Digital and intellectual property rights
Relocation and immigration protections

[mubiouš @Mubarak_mubious]

what's one "corporate workplace cheat code" that you wish you learned early in your career ??

[leni @leni_0564]

The guy that jumped on the hood failed physics!😂

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[DEEDEE SHEEKU @DSHEEKU]

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[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

There is a very common land tax scam in Kenya.

And both the buyer and seller walk into it smiling.

Here is how it works.

- You agree to buy land at 10M.

But the seller and his lawyer convince you:

- Bro, let’s write 5M in the agreement.

Why?

- The seller pays less Capital Gains Tax and,

- You the buyer pays less stamp duty.

Everyone feels genius.
Everyone saves money.

Years later,

- You sell that same land for 20M.

It's time to pay capital gains tax.

KRA comes in and asks one simple question:

- What was your property cost?

You say - 10M.

KRA says:

- Show me the purchase agreement.
- Show me the stamp duty receipt.

You present them.

- They both say - 5M.

KRA smiles.

So your tax becomes:

- (20M − 5M) × 15% = 2.25M

Instead of:

- (20M − 10M) × 15% = 1.5M

You pay 750K extra.

Just like that.

So the saving you made on stamp duty comes back later as:

- Higher Capital Gains Tax

Lessons:

- Do not understate purchase price in agreements

- What you sign today becomes your tax tomorrow

- Short term savings create long term pain

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Millennials living through 2 economic recessions, 9/11, a global pandemic, 8 stock market crashes, jobs replaced by AI, and WW3 before hitting 43

[DEEDEE SHEEKU @DSHEEKU]

@NoFilterSkin La belle intense -Jean Paul Gautier

[Jess🥀🥀 @nazoo_j]

My favorite character from this season of lincoln lawyer has to be the judge 😅

[🥰 @aliahhhh_]

Oh babyyyyy this might be the best season of Lincoln Lawyer yettttt

[DEEDEE SHEEKU @DSHEEKU]

@BellaBaddie__ Dirty Diana

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@lolntoday 🥐 croissants

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@Indemosyd Dean from Supernatural

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@damnidc__ Shower gel

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I know I will be a strict parent. I dislike bad behavior so much because I expect you to have sense.

[DEEDEE SHEEKU @DSHEEKU]

@keithnamu Munchausen

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@manuukenya @christi64111177 I do not suffer fools

[DEEDEE SHEEKU @DSHEEKU]

@Raindropsmedia1 @grok is this true?

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@BalogunAbass12 My dad