𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕

Jazz pianist, husband, dad, ex-Apple Portlandian, @Avatron CEO, expert witness, tech entrepreneur, and undisputed master of the single entendre.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

Sold my piano today after thirty years. Goodbye old friend!

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@RaminNasibov @CSProfKGD Just do it and call it a floordrobe.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@ThreatNotation Just takes a little creativity with the piano lid.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@ylecun Well not “now” exactly but in a few years.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@AlecMacGillis A single glass, certainly. But with or without refilling?

[Daniel Severo @_dsevero]

Best poster award

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@realDylanRiccio @CissyKing @SaintOfFunk @DisneyKid1955 @EdKrassen @DannyCinKC Those obsessed German leftists just couldn’t stop whining about Hitler amirite?

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@iancorzine @EdKrassen The former president is a blithering imbecile if he thinks impeachment proceedings and a criminal trial constitute double jeopardy.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@Stonekettle He appears to have been trying to respond to somebody else. It happens. Or it could have just been breakfast booze.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@graiz It’s working for 

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@DavidJo91753110 @GeoffreyPlitt @Stormlight96076 @davidmweissman If by Christians you mean Greeks, then maybe.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@DavidJo91753110 @GeoffreyPlitt @Stormlight96076 @davidmweissman No. Science existed well before Christ.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@typesfast Not really. SF carpenters who are employees of a contracting firm make less than software engineers who are employees. And independent contractors make less in carpentry than in software. Have not seen carpenters charge $250/hr.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

When I moved to Southern California I signed up for a beach volleyball course with Parks & Rec. During a game in Manhattan Beach I saw a vicious brawl between surfers and cops on the pier. No one else was shocked; they all saw the craft services tent nearby. What a midwesterner.

[Gašper Beguš @begusgasper]

I was innocently walking on campus one day when I see a bunch of cool cars and a few people dressed in the 40s clothes.

I thought a cool student group has a fashion show or something (Berkeley has awesome student groups)

Until someone starts yelling at me that I should get out of the way. Turns out I was in the middle of the @OppenheimerFilm movie scene.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@waltmossberg It all makes sense when you realize that his goal is not to make Twitter more successful, or more profitable, or more popular, but rather to destroy its role as a tool of dissent and vibrant democracy. From the point of MBS and the other Saudi investors, Musk’s doing just fine.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@film_girl I’m on my fourth pair. One left in a gym locker room and absconded by bastardly employees from their lost-and-found drawer, one killed by the washing machine, and one left poolside at a resort. Find My has been useless. This fourth pair, though, is a keeper! I can do this.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@DanGrover @Scobleizer There’s a huge opportunity for 3D movies. The iPad app doesn’t display in 3D. True, the Vision Pro model is not a mass market device. But some 3D content owners and media streamers will get a huge foothold in that market before Vision becomes mainstream.

[Cristian Peñas ░░░░░░░░ @ilumine_ai]

Midjourney-to-3D

https://t.co/tFpFFoqsG9

#midjourney #midjourney52 #midjourneyV52 #AIart #AIイラスト #gamedev #StableDiffussion

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@tunguz I have a pet peeve: when the dog peeves on the rug.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

@TrajanGregory @LeighSilverton @TheRickWilson That’s exactly my take. Part speculation, part what-else-could-it-be?.

[𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 @DSHowell]

The heat wave is America’s Platypus. (cc @nathanwpyle)