Jack Branning

Work at Sun Hill as an eastenders character....or something....

[Dot Cotton @DottCotton]

Zainab, sort your life out, you owe loads, your sons gay, the others secretly married, daughters fucked off, husbands a fucking postman!!

[Jack Branning @DSJackBranning]

@DottCotton How are you still alive!! Why aren't you dead yet!

[Jack Branning @DSJackBranning]

@DottCotton him and all...which asian boy dresses like that now? wat us this the 1960s? He must be gay

[Jack Branning @DSJackBranning]

@DottCotton im investigating Syed for connections to Al-Queda also #AllMuslimsAreTerrorists

[Jack Branning @DSJackBranning]

@Wellard_The_Dog actually im undercover atm. about to bust Mo slater's drug operation #Eastenders

[Jack Branning @DSJackBranning]

@DottCotton Lol, not this again, your womb is so hostile the SAS use it for training missions

[Jack Branning @DSJackBranning]

@DottCotton @Wellard_The_Dog Yeh she's telling the truth

[Jack Branning @DSJackBranning]

I miss my baby

[Wellard The Dog @Wellard_The_Dog]

@GoodBenMitchell On a scale of 1-Gay on the gayness scale, you scored Graham Norton

[Jack Branning @DSJackBranning]

I'm so fucking emotional right now. This picture represent my emotions. http://twitpic.com/4nqrbt

[Jack Branning @DSJackBranning]

@Wellard_The_Dog I can't believe the baby wasn't mine!

[Jack Branning @DSJackBranning]

#relationshiptip101 if u have a child, make sure your partner doesn't swap the damn thing when it dies.... #eastenders #annoying

[Jack Branning @DSJackBranning]

lol, just found out the baby i thought was mine isn't....