Iowa’s capital city, serving just the elite wealthy business owners. Fuck the residents. DMPD takes all our money. Chief Wingert is our boss. PARODY Fake
@peoplestownhall Stop tweeting us, we don’t want to do it and we think you should do it or Des Moines Water Works should do it. We are very busy and this is a low priority.
NO! You do it!! Tell all those volunteers who have been cleaning snow to do it! We would prefer to make money by giving fines to neighborhoods who haven’t cleared their hydrant.
DMPD has funding to spend on military vehicles and weapons, while DSM Water Works has to ask volunteers to clear fire hydrants for the Fire Department. This is not what Public Safety looks like. @DSMGov pay folks to clear fire hydrants, bus shelters, and sidewalks.
Help us catch these criminals. They are armed and dangerous and wanted immediately. Help us imprison these insurrectionists indefinitely. A prison just for cops, imagine that. 🥰Please call the FBI if you see these scumbags.
UPDATE: The city of DSM is no longer the 2nd safest city in America. Our data was incorrect and we apologize for the error. After reviewing the data, we are happy to inform DSM residents that DSM is the #1 safest city in America.