City of Des Moines Commentary

Iowa’s capital city, serving just the elite wealthy business owners. Fuck the residents. DMPD takes all our money. Chief Wingert is our boss. PARODY Fake

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This is Mayor Cownie tweeting. Please consider this my official resignation because I am a misogynist.

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The lie detector test determined, that was a lie.

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We’re not worried about damn kids, they don’t even pay taxes. Moochers!

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That’s really rude, we don’t even know you.

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@peoplestownhall Stop tweeting us, we don’t want to do it and we think you should do it or Des Moines Water Works should do it. We are very busy and this is a low priority.

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NO! You do it!! Tell all those volunteers who have been cleaning snow to do it! We would prefer to make money by giving fines to neighborhoods who haven’t cleared their hydrant.

[Des Moines People's Town Hall @peoplestownhall]

DMPD has funding to spend on military vehicles and weapons, while DSM Water Works has to ask volunteers to clear fire hydrants for the Fire Department. This is not what Public Safety looks like. @DSMGov pay folks to clear fire hydrants, bus shelters, and sidewalks.

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Jan 26th Proclamation: Pete Buttigieg is expelled from the city of DSM. Indefinitely.
-Cownie

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Working hard or hardly working 😉

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Scott Sanders is daddy

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All tweets are sponsored by Cownie Furs and Mandelbaum Properties. Baratta's said they didn't have the funds to sponsor.

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Help us catch these criminals. They are armed and dangerous and wanted immediately. Help us imprison these insurrectionists indefinitely. A prison just for cops, imagine that. 🥰Please call the FBI if you see these scumbags.

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The first 10 people to follow this account will get to speak for 1 second at the next DSM City Council meeting.

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UPDATE: The city of DSM is no longer the 2nd safest city in America. Our data was incorrect and we apologize for the error. After reviewing the data, we are happy to inform DSM residents that DSM is the #1 safest city in America.

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We will not be shoveling any DART stops. Thank you @The__Casey for all your hard work. Keep it up.

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Chief Wingert needs a raise.