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📺 Making fun of the 💩 they feed you. Pointing out the 💩 they don’t. Yes, we’re new here. We all started somewhere, am I right? Give us a follow!

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@allenanalysis Wonder if he’ll finally grow a pair? I think we know the answer.

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@DanNeidle This would stress me the hell out. Well done on taking him on throughout, and for again highlighting a clearly unfair system.

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@afneil If NHS doctors have total job security due to demand, then private ones have NHS placements to fall back on, don’t they. You do talk some shite. 💩

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@afneil I miss the old days, pre shill

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@YvetteCooperMP How about you stop supporting genocide in our name.

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@timetospeakoutt @Haggis_UK @krishgm Oh yes please

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@jleicester6 @ByDonkeys @Ryanair @Nigel_Farage More the hypocrisy. Grifter logic ain’t logic. Better off parsing who’s benefiting monetarily.

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@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored

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@lisanandy @michaelgove Cross-party works. Should try a bit more of it. #PR

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@Feargal_Sharkey Expectations: 40 new reservoirs!

Reality: 40 new potholes

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@SkyNews We urge Rishi to tell you to do one.

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@SkyNews Time to grow a pair @RishiSunak and shut this moron up before she causes any further damage. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@jkane

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@MhairiBlack Once again you speak so well for those you represent, and as it happens, for many south of the border too. 👏🏻

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@piersmorgan Funny, your producer was banking on Vijay saying the same about you.

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@DrMarcusHarris1 @mrjamesob Sure is. I’m not sure what’s scarier, the fascists themselves or ‘our’ apparent collective tolerance for it, despite as you say - relatively recent historical evidence of the risks. Madness. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@mrjamesob Trouble is, in the fake-news era they can and do get away with literal murder, and cutting through is very difficult. Mostly I just find myself wanting to slap people in the face with a history textbook. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@mrjamesob It’s a toughie. On the one hand you don’t want to waste your time on these people/give them a platform. On the other hand - if they have the potential to be a serious threat to democracy, it’s not the kind of thing you want to ignore.

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