Parody - Division of Security Operations

Division of Security Operations (DSO)
Established 2011
Mandate: To investigate, contain and neutralize bio-organic threats
Motto: "Peace through Fighting"

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

Division of Security Operations (DSO)

Parody account portraying the internal bureaucracy,
communications, and general office nonsense
of a fictional security agency.

Senior field agents:
• @LeonSKennedyDSO
• @hunnigan_ingrid

Fan operated. Not affiliated with Capcom.

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

DSO Internal Notice
Lost & Found

Reclaim your items at security:
1. Earth shaped stress ball, dented over North America
2. Red stapler, incorrectly loaded with one staple
3. Red and white umbrella
4. Unopened box of raisin flavored granola bars
5. USB drive labeled "CLASSIFIED"

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

Admin - This is not official merchandise and was created as a joke. :)

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

DSO Internal Notice

Due to several anonymous suggestions, the DSO has authorized the release of the Leon S. Kennedy Limited Edition Hoodie.

Limit one (1) hoodie per order/customer.
The DSO is not responsible for loss of hoodie under any circumstances.

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

DSO Internal Notice

Agent Kennedy's swear jar has reached critical mass. Funds have been redirected toward an staff pizza party.

Optional donations for the 'Leon's Lost Jacket Recovery Fund' are appreciated. #REBHFun

(1) per DSO employee
(1) per guest

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

DSO HQ
Security audit complete.

Firewall breach: 47 seconds

Recommendation: You may want to change your passwords. By the way, let a certain agent know he owes me dinner.

-A friend💋

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

@DSO_Finest Agent Kennedy,

We strongly advise that you return to your residence immediately and remain off the roads.

You have been involved in [REDACTED] incidents over the past six months and are on probation.

Thank you.
Your safety remains our top priority.

-Administrative Support

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

@LSKennedy_DSO Agent Kennedy,

Your insurance premium has increased [REDACTED].
Please complete the necessary paperwork by Friday, February 6.

Thank you.
Your safety remains our top priority.

-Administrative Support

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

WEATHER CLOSURE NOTICE

Due to hazardous snow and ice conditions, DSO operations in Washington, D.C. are suspended until conditions improve.

Your safety is our top priority.
Please remain home and off the roads.

—Hunnigan, I
Senior DSO FOS Agent
Washington, D.C. Operations

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

DSO INTERNAL NOTICE:
The break room coffee machine has stopped working. It served faithfully through late nights, bad calls, and worse mornings. It kept us functional when nothing else did.

*Note: Grief counseling is available in the break room. It will not include coffee.*

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

@LSKennedy_DSO Agent Kennedy,

We apologize for the inconvenience.
Senior staff meetings are mandatory.
Failure to attend will result in disciplinary action.

Please accept this as a courtesy:
Coupon: One (1) complimentary coffee
Redeemable at the DSO breakroom.

– Administrative Support

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

@LeonSKennedyDSO Agent Kennedy,

This will be your fourth missed meeting.
Please arrive on time.

[Corrective action pending]

Thank you for your cooperation.

– Administrative Support

[Parody - Division of Security Operations @DSO_HQ]

Senior Staff Meeting
0900 hours
Location: DSO Conference Room

Coffee and breakfast will be provided.

Attendance is mandatory.
Failure to arrive will be documented.

Interns are not authorized to attend.

– Administrative Support