Dan Schiau

CWRU School of Law '18. Clemson University '14 #ALLIN.

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Hey guys. Remember when the Cavs became the 1st team ever to come back from down 3-1 to win the Finals against the "best team ever." Fun.

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Panthers are never losing again. Wagon.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Florida Panthers are trading for Brady Tkachuk, where he will play with his brother Matthew, sources tell @emilymkaplan.

The Senators will receive two first-round picks in the 2026 draft, as well as a future first and second-round pick.

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Big 12 refs, man

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I’m sorry, why’d we go for 2 twice?

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Could you imagine if they didn’t give the ball to the other team. Would be, like, good.

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Since 2023, the Browns defense has allowed the fewest first downs in the @NFL, and it's not even close.

1. Browns: 611
2. Chiefs: 703

Every week when I check the numbers in the game notes, it still blows my mind.

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Since 2023, the Browns defense has allowed the fewest first downs in the @NFL, and it's not even close.

1. Browns: 611
2. Chiefs: 703

Every week when I check the numbers in the game notes, it still blows my mind.

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

The mound visit:

“Bro just hand them the game in the easiest way possible.”

“But—”

“Bro fuck the Astros.”

“Oh, yeah. Fuck the Astros”

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Why am I still watching this game

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This is so tired 💀

Clemson’s stars make several million in NIL.

Clemson’s team leader in sacks is a player from the transfer portal.

He hired an OC from a team who went to the natty and a DC from a team who went to the CFP semis.

They got beat on a walk-off field goal on the road by a team who many projected to be a dark horse for the ACC title.

They missed a FG and threw an INT at the 10-yard the line. They very easily could’ve won by a touchdown, but they lost a good game to a good team.

What should Dabo have done? Pay Nico Iamaleava $4 mil in the portal?

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Tom Wilson just ended someone’s life

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😳

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

MCAVOY JUST ROCKED MCDAVID 💥

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Don’t understand how you don’t say “anyone can score but Sellers with his legs”.

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Did TJ watt play tonight?

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We just gonna keep trotting Thornhill out there and pretending he’s good?

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Jettison Stefanski into the sun

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This is somehow insane?

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That's the first go-ahead pinch-hit home run in Cleveland postseason history.

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Does Kirby have highlights?!?!?

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There’s no way you can overturn that. Not in this game. It’s way too close

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Bloodbath

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Should’ve taken Skinner misplaying the puck for +160