The Schirminator

Here to participate in some anarchy | FSU Alum 🍢🪄🐬

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

@CFBKings OFAC ain’t a joke. That’s a pretty simple check

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.
- Blaise Pascal

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

when you lie on your resume and still get the job

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

I love that he called it bro

[NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews]

Eagle-eyed cops to the rescue.

While patrolling the Hudson River earlier this morning, our Harbor Unit officers spotted an injured bald eagle floating on the ice and calling out for help.

They acted quickly and brought the bird to safety.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES." 😳

Dual moguls madness as Nick Page skis out of the course for a DNF while his opponent, Ikuma Horishima, barely stays in control and skis over the line BACKWARDS for the win.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

NBC is prohibiting the NHL from posting Olympic clips so they're MS paint animating them.

Pretty dope, actually.

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

I'm such a baby ‘cause the Dolphins make me cry

[Dan Patrick Show @dpshow]

"It's the New Orleans Saints and the Miami Dolphins. On paper, this was the easiest decision in the world – it's the Miami Dolphins all the way."

– @drewbrees shares how he ended up in New Orleans.

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

Russian forces cannot keep this up. More pressure from the west is needed https://t.co/6Qk7aa1myE

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

@NevrLeftFlorida I watched Magic Johnson win the All Star MVP in the home of the Magic

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

@todayyearsold Where is the drone footage?

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

[NYC Water @NYCWater]

NYC saw a significant reduction in water usage throughout the five boroughs during the Super Bowl’s #BadBunny halftime show yesterday, but in the 15 minutes right after the show ended, there was a spike in usage equivalent to 761,719 toilets flushing across town.#SBLX

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

@FSUFootball @Seminoles @SeminoleBooster @FSUTickets @SeminolesSN @ACCFootball @accnetwork Stay classy Tallahassee! #GoNoles

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

@DavidFurones_ Saban there too. Bama still a garbage fire. What an alternate universe

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Now THAT’S art

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

@JamesGunn the Fortress of Solitude for juncos

[eweather @Eweather13]

This is nuts! Surfing slurpee waves on #Montauk! Wow! 🏄‍♀️ 🧊

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

The market aspect is an important distinction and Congress needs to get its act together in regulating these sites. It’s going to get out of hand very soon

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

"Polymarket doesn't give a s*** if you're good at this because they're not actually losing the money."

@JamesSurowiecki joins @PabloTorre to break down what prediction markets like Polymarket and Kalshi actually are — and why sports bettors are flocking to them

[The Schirminator @DSchirm]

@WhiteHouse Where’s @ChartCrimes ?

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Rome’s new Colosseum metro station is now open, doubling as a museum for ancient Roman ruins that were found during construction that took over a decade.

The station is one-of-a-kind, displaying 2,000 years of ancient Roman history in little museums inside the metro stop.