Dr. Shadowgazer

the dark side of medicine

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

Taylor swift as different types of imaging studies.

A thread.

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@DrPayItBack I’ve never seen anything like this

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

Student loan repayments have become the most confusing part of my life.

Like what even is MOHELA? When I log in there are 14,000 updates/messages/confusions. They are going to make us all give up and just pay them, aren’t they?? THIS IS ALL PART OF THE EVIL PLAN

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

me: so….. i just keep these at my house? like in a drawer?

gastroenterologist handing me envelope of colonoscopy report containing pictures of my colon and anus: yes exactly!

me:

gastro:

me:

gastro: i keep mine on my nightstand

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staff: can we hire more staffing help we are stretched so thin

admin:

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non-radiologists: let me just take a listen with my stethoscope

the stethoscope:

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HAPPY MATCH DAY EVERYONE

WHERE ARE ALL MY NEW SHADOWGAZERS AT

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Taylor swift as different types of imaging studies.

A thread.

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

@dougboneparth that hair is phenomenal I’ve never had anything in my whole life be as reliable as that swoop

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@drkeithsiau Chipotle

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Son, 3: hey mom can I wipe my yogurt on the wall

Wife: no I’ll get you a napkin

Son: ok. Hey mom there’s yogurt on the wall

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probably gonna get a CTA too tbh

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

angelfish having a CT scan at Denver zoo

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@IR_Doctor

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Biggest pet peeves in all of medicine. Go

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

I don’t know why I’m so shocked every time I taste baby food

The package will literally say “ingredients: peaches.”

And I’ll try it and be like holy shit that tastes EXACTLY like a peach

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

@zack4186 @northwoods1980 I’m sick over this zack

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If you have Amazon (who doesn’t) and type in “thank my driver” and click the top result, your most recent deliverer will get a $5 bonus.

Not huge, but a fast way to spread some Christmas cheer!

[Dr. Longissimus @DrLongissimus]

Fibroadenomas on yearly mammograms

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

HELLO CHICAGO #RSNA2023

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@PeterBurnsESPN Not being thankful for thanksgiving is next level

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@OGdukeneurosurg