Daniel Simpson

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[Daniel Simpson @DSimpso11]

@Mrcryptoxwhale @NoLimitGains @grok @Lachyg24 ‘done’

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@wangbnbwhale @grok @Lachyg24 ca’rn then

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@JoshGarlepp Wokening Batsmen

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My overwhelming fear of being mauled by a crocodile has now been replaced by a forboding mortality at the nose of a Tram

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@BrisbaneBullets can you pls ask Tyrell Harrison for his off season diet plan

Holy shit

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Booing Quaynor is some extreme victim blaming #AFLFinals

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@Daniel07298341 This has been doing my head in for the last 2 hours

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Kerser is the Sickest #1 #hottest100ofaustraliansongs

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@LeastHesFunny_ @GiannGhana

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@elonmusk @elonmusk To celebrate send a couple of Aussies in @Lachyg24 and I $1,000,000 each. Ty Elon

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Blow this shit up @kanyewest you weird bastard

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The Earth is 4.543 billion years old and we’re lucky enough to exist at the same time as @joet94 & @Pearceyy96 dropping Range Rover Music 🔥🔥🔥

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Normalise commenting on other mens’ hydration levels at shared urinals

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@minnoDT

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You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

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Things I haven’t seen in years:
• White dog poop
• A Video Rental store
• @MaccaLeeson do ‘The Robot’

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@reegdiggledig @mr_chitafa Big big sound

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#AusVotes2025

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@bmac1723 4 weeks - Bilateral RSI of the Thumbs 😭

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If the game of AFL had become this soft 10 years ago I could’ve been a sniff at getting drafted

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Callum Brown should be in this team over Jake Stringer #aflgiantsdogs