David 👽

Life is beautiful in colour, but some things are more so in black and white ⬛⬜ | Serial silly joke maker

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

😍 https://t.co/KHDUaA6Bi8

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🎶 Mitro's on fire 🔥🔥🔥 #NUFC

[Connor. @CHPopadom]

I simply cannot believe these are genuine options from the club.

Use this badge again, streets ahead of that AI shite.

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

Generational headloss

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

Nothing short of an abomination, horrendous blocky ai looking slop shite

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

An update on our crest ℹ️

We're sharing where we are, what you’ve told us, and what happens next – including how you'll soon be able to take part in a poll on the evolution of our crest ⤵️

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Bro thought he was back on the island

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

Jordan Pickford thank you for your service, but its time for the farm lad,just not got it anymore

[DON BROCO @DONBROCO]

UNITE AGAINST THE FAR RIGHT

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Emil Krafth will bring an end to his seven-year stay at Newcastle United following the expiry of his contract this summer.

He will depart the club with 106 Magpies appearances and a Carabao Cup winners medal to his name.

Thank you for everything, Krafu 🫶

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Try to make this, you robot.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Triple M Footy @triplemfooty]

Richmond will take a slow and steady approach with prized pick Sam Cumming's shoulder concern.

Surgery remains an option if it doesn't improve, per @RalphyHeraldSun

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

Is this the way to Barcelonnnnaaaaaa

[GerryTheGeordie @TunawithaCh]

Funny you didn't post this when Liverpool or Chelsea played them.

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

His arm is clipping through the line because its further forward than where they have picked. Unbelievable

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

😐

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

Fuck off you pricks. Thiaw thiaw thiaw 🇩🇪

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

Im sorry, but no. The 3d model person's head

[ToonDeepDive @ToonDeepDive]

Ahahaha you have to be joking

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

Didnt someone get the benefit of the doubt for a tolerance like 2 weeks ago, how is that offside like

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

@nufcislife @HLTCO Spot on 👌 loud and proud last night

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

Have that you corrupt cunts

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

Here we go again

[David 👽 @DSimpson1995]

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