David Snyder

keep on rocking in the free world

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

Me-"dam why does my back have cuts all over it and is black and blue?"

My subconscious-" because u jumped into a fucking bush last night"

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

Girls after they get their eyebrows done

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

Alright everything about mondays suck besides Spotify's discover weekly

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

@johanna_appel @badrian86 Why is fat Mac getting torn apart?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Evidence that Humans are smarter than Cats: We don’t chase Laser dots on the carpet. We’re not afraid of Vacuum Cleaners.

[Guardians of the Galaxy @Guardians]

.@prattprattpratt explains why @DaveBautista was the best prop in Marvel Studios' #GotGVol2!

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

@teamnicolego https://t.co/ylC1tzMKbF

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

@teamnicolego Dam this fucked me up

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

writing an essay about vaccines and why people don't getem, and I just slipped in -"....because of 'alternative facts'"(Donald J Trump, 69).

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

So apparently my new nickname at work is "sweet goodness"

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

Get em Neil https://t.co/n1VWa7kDWa

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

You can say Earth is flat because we have free speech, but our Constitution doesn't grant that anything you say is correct.

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

So Bill Nye and Chill? #BillNyeSavesTheWorld

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

Happy 4-20 from my family to yours

[CNN @CNN]

A drone captured the seemingly endless vast of yellow wildflowers blooming in California https://t.co/J3GbgoBHfX

[Ali Graham @lil_ye]

DAM.

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

2/3 of my snaps are either of dogs, responding to dog snaps or myself wth the dog filter

[Rian Duhlanknee @Delarw97]

. @SinTheFields here's some exclusive #Dildrone footage for @patstegs .

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

My step dad-"How to not be a dick, a vagina story"

[David Snyder @DSnyder6]

Ive always wonder if bands make songs exactly 4:20 long for shits and giggles