Daniel Sorensen

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@Byfuglienx33L @EASPORTSNHL Dude morphed into a Resident Evil boss

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@learning_yohei Double quarter pounder meal and a big Mac sandwich only

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@GuntherEagleman Priorities please, Mr. President. This would sound a lot better if the things you wanted to make more affordable were actually affordable

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@WhiteHouse Can you pioneer a way for current and future generations of Americans to have more affordable housing, gas and groceries first? Space travel is cool and I'm here for it but this didn't get you elected and isn't what we need right now

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@kanzashi_japan I went over to their house after they released it and his mom starts calling for it. It walked along the top of the fence and jumped on my shoulder. I wonder if he was that friendly with other people because most would think it's attacking them if a random squirrel did that

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@Rainmaker1973 I wouldn't walk up to one and try this. I have friends who took in a baby they found under their car. They let it go eventually but it came around if they were outside. Always wondered if it was friendly with other people and their reaction to him trying to climb up their arm

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@learning_yohei I'll happily slow down and be patient but I don't want them thinking I'm making fun of them. If I spoke to the Hispanic people I work with in my best accent I'd be in the HR office for being racist

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

I'm down about 5K right now

[Paul Bond @WriterPaulBond]

The average American lost $8,200 from their retirement accounts today (401k + Roth IRA).

If gas prices were cut in HALF today and inflation was 0% it would take SIX years to recover what they lost.

SIX years; and that is obviously best-case scenario.

But the legacy media won’t tell you Wall Street is reacting to the Blue Wave—even though Democrats elected Tuesday are anti-capitalism, pro-regulation, pro-tax.

And they are anti-wealth (for all but themselves).

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@DerrickEvans4WV Most likely a Kamala voter. 2-3 times a week my coworker I pick up on the way to work assumes some idiot on the road must be a Democrat.

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

2008 Blue Wave

2010 Red Wave

2014 Red Wave

2018 Blue Wave

2024 Red Wave

2026 Blue Wave

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@kanzashi_japan As expected

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@onorma_ Same since 2014 but am I a dinosaur at 35?

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

Well done!

[OutKick University @OutKickU]

Have you ever woken up on a Monday and wondered “Man, I wonder what Thunderstruck sounds like on the xylophone…”

Boy, do I have a video for you!

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@kanzashi_japan I work with someone named Erin. I swear there's a silent K in front of her name.

[MJK @MJK10797588]

#EuropeanUnion

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@KyleKulinski Fuck you

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@BigdaddyHoosie @learning_yohei My first thought was exactly this 😆

[Daniel Sorensen @DSorensen091]

@DerrickEvans4WV

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