Straub on my knob

Like corn on the cob

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

This is 100% @lexi_hartwell on Friday and Saturday nights https://t.co/EkqEUNHxAf

[deni⁷ @kissyhobi]

“how’s life going?”

me:
https://t.co/4vUshg7u5B

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

Unpopular opinion, Def Leppard gets the people going... not Motley Crue and I stand by that

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

@camo_thunder Been holding on to these tickets for 3 years, finally gonna use them

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

@camo_thunder Let temptation roll in so I can watch from the back

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

@camo_thunder Jump the stage?

[lexi @lexistraub_]

KC people, please rt

https://t.co/o16PUkb4cM

[lexi @lexistraub_]

We are so excited to announce Baby Straub, due April 2022!! Baby BOY was kicking, waving and somersaulting constantly for us during his first close up. This life of ours just keeps getting better and better, Dillion! ❤️

“For this child I prayed” 1 Samuel 1:27

[lexi @lexistraub_]

We are already short staffed and I foresee it getting worse if this goes through 😞 get a vaccine that isn’t FDA approved or lose your job (or the whole facility possibly if you lose Medicare/Medicaid)… doesn’t sound very “land of the free” of you Biden.

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

Bad day to be a deviled egg

[Trig @Trossi53]

Smooth brain weekend

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

Kane Brown is about to get lost on AT&T field

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

@barstoolsports When the guys and me are super messed up then notice we have an audience

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

@jchurch44 @lexi_hartwell @Hartwell98 Thanks son

[Pecos & the Rooftops @pecos_rooftops]

Deport men that hit women

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

@lexi_hartwell Why are you trying to make a grown man cry?

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

@lexi_hartwell You don’t have a bad side

[𝓟𝓪𝓾𝓵𝓸 @paulogotwings]

If the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.

[lexi @lexistraub_]

Dillion 3 years ago:
*Buys me flowers with a cute lil note attached*

Dillion today:
*Barges in on me pooping and hands me a rose he picked for me*

The romance ain’t dead folks 😂👏🏼👏🏼

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

@lexi_hartwell Every single trip

[Straub on my knob @DStrauby]

@lexi_hartwell Does this mean I still have a chance?