TOXIC BEING☢

NBA🏀Chelsea FC⚽Wizkid FC

[TOXIC BEING☢ @DSueba]

False rape accusations

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

How does one take back sex? 😏

[Nigeria Immigration Service @nigimmigration]

👀

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

"i was born in the wrong generation" bro we can literally fry shit with the air. what else do u want

[Annie▫️ @AnnUdoh5]

The money that has been stolen from Nigeria by politicians since 1999 can set up a new country with perfect infrastructure.

[🅴🅼🆁🆈🆂🦠 @Big_Emrys]

“it’s touching my tummy”
na me nau🤣

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

You guys are confused

The player whose legacy Haaland is completely erasing is Zlatan

He is 4 Ucls, 1 Euros, 2 UNLs, 1 Premier League, 2 La Ligas, 2 Serie As, 400+ goals, and 5 Ballon d'Ors away from Ronaldo

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

What if I’m actually attractive, and girls think I’m out of their league?

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Ok. I'll be that girl who corrects you, because you all already hate me for speaking the truth anyways....

Most women actually desperately WANT to be that last lady holding the flowers. You've found a man who has game, experience and she's the LAST in that line, there's no one behind her. So he is loyal.

You're just trying to get back at men for doing the reverse of this because you're ashamed of your body count but the reality is that the same rules don't apply for men and women.

Sis to sis: stop lying to yourself.

[TOXIC BEING☢ @DSueba]

@chibzyyyy Swear to God I think say na only me

[TOXIC BEING☢ @DSueba]

Just as good is an understatement, homie averaged more than SGA across the board in about 50 less games

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

LeBron during his 8-year stint in LA:

Games Played: 479
Minutes Played: 16,732
PTS: 12,402
TRB: 3,680
AST: 3,808
3PM: 1,020
Triple-Doubles: 52
Championships: 1

SGA in his 8-year career:
Games Played: 530
Minutes Played: 17,550
PTS: 13,411
TRB: 2,503
AST: 2,810
3PM: 729
Triple-Doubles: 2
Championships: 1

LeBron's third act was just as good as some of the best players in the NBA during their primes 😱

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

[Capretta🐐 @Elkanah_107]

There are two other guys in the kitchen cooking indomie,they will eat half before they call the rest

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

The babe weh de give me free food for lodge that year. The day I carry another woman come house na that day I see free food chop last.

[Afghan Zoroastrian @AfgZoroastrian]

Japan and Germany were devastated during WW2.

Their children didn’t become terrorists.

Stop making excuses for your terrorists.

[﹆ @flowzki]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

she’s too rugged to be a stinking jew.
we gat’s put her for cult 🪓

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

On your birthday, you took her out. On her birthday, you still took her out.

You got a promotion, you took her out. She got a promotion, you still took her out.

You got bored, you press money give her. She got bored, you still press money give her.

On your page, it’s “my wife, my wife” every 2 minutes. On her page, the only thing people see is her independent and outside lifestyle.

You call her “my wife” she calls you “baby daddy”

The only time she talks about you is when you press money.

Who ignore signs go later see wonders.