DTF

Just to be clear D T F is my actual initials.

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@Kalbal_ I’ll fill you up with some white meat.

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How’s your dog? Did he recover from stepping on the bee? 🐝🐝

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@TheHoopCentral Eddie Jones

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My wife refuses to put the toilet seat up with three boys in the house and still complains about pee being on the seat.

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My wife still holds her hands up in a L shape TOO figure out which way is left.

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@AMJ_33 @Kalbal_ Crunch them up, put the seasoning in, shake them up. It’s like a bag of chips.

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I gave my wife my wedding ring to hold onto while the blisters on my hand were healing. She struggled for 5 minutes trying to pull the ring off over her rings. Turns out that it slid right off after she took her rings off.

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@Kalbal_ @AMJ_33 Nothing wrong with dry ramen noodles.

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My wife recently bought glade air freshener cartridges and placed them all over the house. She said the house smelled so much better. A week later she realized they didn’t work unless they were plugged in.

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Hosted players really think that casino host never sleep.

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@AlbertBreer Congratulations. I had no idea who you were until I saw this post.

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@AlbertBreer Dumbest shit I’ve heard all year.

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Honestly @disneyplus messed up by not releasing this today. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Obi-Wan Kenobi @obiwankenobi]

They're coming.

#ObiWanKenobi, a limited series, starts streaming May 27 on @DisneyPlus.

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@Kalbal_ I’m honestly surprised we don’t have to pay property tax for our house pets.

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Jordan would never.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Hornets are a "team to watch" to acquire Russell Westbrook, per @TheSteinLine

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@LALeBron23 And then @StephenCurry30 laughed and made it into the playoffs.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Lakers when Spurs gave them back the final spot in the play-in tournament

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@NBATV Stop airing lakers games. No one wants to watch.

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@NewtSkywalker28 Did you read the comments from hunter who was tagged in it?

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Two horrible shots. Lakers are a joke.