Alisa Brown

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

@briskimons @jaclyn_scanlan @ScanniesScannie @JimJscanlan @Ben_K9er @JoSCANLAN 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Chuck Bogey @chuckbogey]

Me: What should we bring our son home in?

Alisa: idk. But it’s gotta be super cute and represent a century of academic and athletic excellence.

Me: Say no more fam.

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

How did I get so lucky?? 😑😑 https://t.co/aO9EEhUx8X

[Chuck Bogey @chuckbogey]

[scene]: It’s 2005 and I pop open MSN Messenger. Honey immediately starts chattin me up -but Mom needs the phone- brb boo...
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...yo girl it’s me. I’m back. You like Akon? Puka shells? Cuz I got allllllll dat. #Livestrong

[Chuck Bogey @chuckbogey]

Is Chili a soup? Help me out here Twitter. @DTKB31

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

@THEErealparker I need help.

[Ja-quel-in @jaclyn_scanlan]

This showwwww ❤️ #ChooseMe https://t.co/XelYLqGPUo

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

@rangelo8 lololol https://t.co/m4XbGuCcYV

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

@THEErealparker Only every morning.

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

@jaclyn_scanlan I say it to myself every single time we go hahah #BisoNation

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

@ohhewantstheP @rangelo8 is this you?? 😋😋

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

@kissmy_cass22 Study sesh at Jacks??

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

#chubbygirlswag 🤙🏽🤙🏽 https://t.co/Kd6YUEV4z4

[Parker McKittrick @THEErealparker]

@DTKB31 can't believe they found a baby pic of you https://t.co/vrxYYVPMSm

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

@rangelo8 😒😒😒

[Chuck Bogey @chuckbogey]

I can't describe the roller coaster of emotions I am feeling. #UCLAvsTAMU

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

@rangelo8 @MensHumor 😳😳😳

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

Gotta make sure you behave while I'm gone😉 @rangelo8 https://t.co/SH7VAlPwvt

[Chuck Bogey @chuckbogey]

.@DTKB31 leaves for a week but never ceases to remind me who runs the show.

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

@LizKeena I changed my mind...she just ran into a wall😑

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

Proud mom moment when @lizkeena parallel parked. #makingstridessincefreshmanyear #firsttimein24years😍😍

[Alisa Brown @DTKB31]

@ohhewantstheP @THEErealparker you and Taco #BFFs

[Chuck Bogey @chuckbogey]

(4/4)To which she replies, "Yeah? Well this isn't the best place for you. You're like 40." 💀 #LessonLearned #LaughOrCry #Savage #Im27