david hirschel

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Mitch Hedberg

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@HaMeturgeman A+

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@spatc_evladm @penguins @EdmontonOilers I hope Oilers are retaining salary

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@stefen_rosner @TheElmonters With the new CBA. Why wouldn't they have already put all them of LTIR?

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@islesmeetup_PHL Always Mayfield late in 3rd period.

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@KLM I transferred Capital One miles to Flying Blue, the KLM app glitched, no ticket was issued, and phone support couldn’t help. Who can escalate this?

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@KLM “Hi, I transferred Capital One miles to Flying Blue, the KLM app glitched, no ticket was issued, and phone support couldn’t help. Who can escalate this?”

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@creeker112 @44SHERWOOD 🤣

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@IslesRumor that fan banging on the glass behind Palmeri is a stud!

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@MatiszJohn It's that time of the year again!

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@A_IslandersNY @Canes @R_ai_NGERS That's a hard NO for me.

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@amazon
you guys had sold fraudulent gift cards to multiple stores and you guys know about it and are not automatically refunding them, instead, we are calling up for every card and waiting with customer service

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@DanielLobell it's from my older brother's (joey) 9th birthday party.

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@DanielLobell hey, is there a way to allow me to send you a private message somehow, I really don't know how to navigate sight, found some old (31 years old to be exact) videos and I came across your twitter

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@AskAmex thank you, do you have a link for secure chat?

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@AskAmex Again, the credit only hit my card January 1st even though i made purchase in December. Do I still have my 200 credit now?

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@AskAmex I think I'm waiting on you for reply

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@NYIslanders This is why we can't have nice things!

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@sfeksfAiKa Nasty

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@NYIFANCENTRAL I am still skeptical about the 15k season packages sold. No team sells 80% of seats to full season ticket holders; + they are selling half-Season packages. That leaves very little for groups and single game buyers. STILL. I do believe they sold out their allotment, just not 15k

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@NYIFANCENTRAL I am not disagreeing; I am just saying that the delay will save me 6%-7% of my cost not having to pay for preseason.