Guillermo

07022015 as fuck

[Guillermo @DTallestMidget]

@miirandaxxo @MissAnabellaa_ stop giving her ideas....

[Guillermo @DTallestMidget]

Yes, I know you're hungry. No, I don't want to hear you say "I'm sooo hungry!" 1000 times more. @MissAnabellaa_

[Guillermo @DTallestMidget]

Got to work 1 hour early because I thought i woke up at 6:30 not at 5:30... wtf

[Asa Akira @AsaAkira]

Everyone is tweeting me about Mulan but... You know I'm not an actress, right? I only do acting when I can get assfucked at the end.

[Guillermo @DTallestMidget]

@MissAnabellaa_ wait until I show everyone the inside of your car... Then they'll see the definition of lazy #moldyfood

[Guillermo @DTallestMidget]

@lg2raw23 and who the fuck are you exactly?

[Tatered @tatered]

Caucasian Living with @joanneprada
https://t.co/yjNOMeQlSi

[Guillermo @DTallestMidget]

@MissAnabellaa_ Cot Dammit Anabella! You're ruining the joke!

[Asa Akira @AsaAkira]

I want to make a perfume called "Daddy Issues," it would be drugstore vanilla body spray w/ undertones of cash and rubbing alcohol