Desiree Tregear

Life is as beautiful as you allow yourself to see it

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

Does anyone know how to reach a human who works for Uber?! I can't find any info on how to speak with an actual human!!

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

There is a 87% chance you will watch an episode of Snapped staring yours truly.

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

When your boyfriends phone keeps blowing up at 1am& all you wanna do is smash it into his fuckin forehead & cut his dick w the broken screen

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

The Dunkin guy just said "why do you have to sound like a thug though asking for Caufee" 😂😂😂 #JerseyGirlProblems

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

When you click out at 11:37 and have to wake up at 5am... 😑

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

When your stomach is so full it's aching but the ice cream fudge brownie is too good to stop eating 😑

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

I can't stand this man!!! 😤😤

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

When the cops get a record of your texts do the pics come up or is just text like :image:

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

I am however excited as all fucks to be visiting home!!! I am loved by all the perfect people!!! ❤️🙏🏽👸🏽 @bwristbridge see you soon bitch 😘

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

An app that translates everything Donald Trump says into actual English. Or one that silences him either will suffice. #MyGeniusIdea

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

Does anyone else think Big Ang (Rest In Peace) and Angelina Jolee resemble one another? Is it just that evil stare??

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

So glad I got a copy of that house key! 😂😂

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

Wonder how he is gonna feel when he walks in and sees me sitting on his couch waiting for him like "caught you bitch!" #CrazyDontCare

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

"Did you make that up Des?"
"Yea, but I used my convincing voice so they believed me."
#GettingThroughLife101

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

One day I'll wake up on a Sunday I'll make breakfast and I'll hear tiny footsteps running down the hall. #Goals 😍❤️

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

Apparently blueberries are equivalent to Valium. I need a shit ton of blueberries!!

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

My patience is shot to fuckin shit this week!! I need some blueberries to keep me from murdering the stupid and lazy.

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

Double fuckin standards that's that shit I've never fuckin liked.

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

Kris Humphrey and Kim kardashian #WeddingFail that is all you need @jimmyfallon

[Desiree Tregear @DTregear4]

I seriously just started a fight over not being able to sleep just so he'd call &say goodnight😑👸🏽 #SpoiledAF #DontJudgeMe Im not even his GF