Tank Evans

Elite Parallel parker. What’s understood doesn’t need to be said, brother.

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

The only valid reason to own a topless Mini Coop is if you win it on Wheel of Fortune.

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

@On3 @Delfleppard2 @AriWasserman GO

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Arkansas Little Rock — Director of Basketball Operations 📞 ✅

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

Hey @JonRothstein , first time longtime. Is this East Region S16/E8 the best of all time in your opinion?

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

@SonsofSatVT @powderhokie @on3 The Red Bloods of College football

[John Nabors @JohnNaborsShow]

John Calipari goes OFF for nearly SEVEN MINUTES about current state of college athletics & the Trentyn Flowers story in CBB. I haven't seen him this fired up in a press conference...ever?

[Ball @BallTalkO]

I would argue bubble basketball was the realest basketball. There was no females, no fans, no racism, no road trips, no pregame fits to show off…nun but hoops

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

@ESPNBET Will prob lose the next 8 so

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

Gimme 7 seed Hot Fudge out of the east bracket

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

PLEASE SETTLE THIS.

What is the best Pop-Tart? 😋

@PopTartsBowl | #PopTartsBowl

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

Coaching malpractice by Kansas

[Women’s Hoops Network @WomensHoops_USA]

AUDI CROOKS TODAY 🔥🔥🔥

• 41 POINTS
• 4 REBOUNDS
• 19/28 FG
• 30 MINUTES PLAYED

[Andy Jacobs @jacobs_and19533]

@Jimmyking35 I live in Delaware. I'm boarding up my doors and buying a gun.

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

If this is true... Need Vandy @ ND & Texas @ Miami this weekend.

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

@Panase31 @chrismahon_ “Nittanyville” 😭😭😭😭 DOA

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

The funniest part is @Lane_Kiffin said he was “gonna pray to the Lord for guidance”.

Jesus was like: “my son, fuck Ole Miss over and also try to blackmail them into letting you coach the playoff by threatening to take all your staff and players with you to LSU”.

[Tate @MiamiTate]

Duke making the ACC championship game at 7-5 because their NC State loss doesn’t count as a ACC game.

fuck this conference

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

@akg69420 @EverythingRebs He’s about to be the 6 seed in the playoff and LSU just went 7-5 with a first round pick QB. You good?

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

Texas just stole the ACC playoff bid

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

@EmbracePaceUVA

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

@UnrivaledPsu Cope

[Tank Evans @DTtakes99]

@Psu_2026 @MatejS247 Hope you have a good Thanksgiving man 😂

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Arizona State star QB Sam Leavitt's return to the program in 2026 is doubtful, @SWiltfong_ & @PeteNakos report.

Leavitt's camp is actively shopping the talented passer “at a high level”

Intel: https://t.co/bf7yTMoTqh