𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , -

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. . . we're a couple of 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥-𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝐉𝐄𝐖𝐒

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ So, what . . . ;
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀you're joining
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀- , ' 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐎
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 ' , -
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀now ? ❞

––– 𝙉𝙊𝘼𝙃 𝙋𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀

[𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐀𝐌. 𝑺𝑨𝑴, 𝑰 𝑨𝑴. ミ☆ @ALLHARDW0RK]

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⠀◤ 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐄𝐋 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒 ◢
— every 𝑹 𝑶 𝑺 𝑬 has its 𝑻 𝑯 𝑶 𝑹 𝑵 —

▌ mckinley glee clubber & jock. it's white chocolate or hotlips. strips occasionally. an independent portrayal of a canon character. (n)sfw — adult writer. mature content. #gleerp

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

I just got result 'blaine and karofsky' on quiz 'which cursed glee couple are you?'. What will you get? https://t.co/FI3IMeckE8

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀My bad --

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Why are you a teacher anyway? You're not /that/ old -- schools can be messy.

[𝙀𝙈𝙈𝘼 𝙋𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙎𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙔 @GUIDANCEGIVEN]

Just because it’s true, doesn’t mean you should say it. Especially to a teacher.

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀That's not a valid reason!

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓰𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓻𝔂 ‘𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲’ 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 @HisMontgomery]

Tried to get into her pants probably

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Damn it. I can't hit a Schuester.

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓰𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓻𝔂 ‘𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲’ 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 @HisMontgomery]

Two years ago by Daniel Schuester

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Bet they can do some freaky things with those dentures.

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Ooh. She stopped talking to me as well? What did I do?

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓰𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓻𝔂 ‘𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲’ 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 @HisMontgomery]

I mean my mom as in Shelby.... not some person you knocked up

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀You got knocked up? Who the hell is the father! It's been a while since I've kicked ass, but I bet I can still do it.

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓰𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓻𝔂 ‘𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲’ 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 @HisMontgomery]

You tell me since I have a two year old with a curly haired OCD kid

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Grandmas?

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Wow. She didn't bother to tell me? Cold.

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓰𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓻𝔂 ‘𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲’ 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 @HisMontgomery]

Me and my mom have been baking since I was like Two

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀It's true, though. I'm trying this new thing; being honest. That's why Coach Sylvester won't look at me anymore.

[𝙀𝙈𝙈𝘼 𝙋𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙎𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙔 @GUIDANCEGIVEN]

That’s really not appropriate, Noah.

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Not my fault! The pull-out method worked 99% of the time.

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓰𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓻𝔂 ‘𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲’ 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 @HisMontgomery]

Says someone who became a dad at what 16/17

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Married? Nah -- nobody can tame this sexy beast!

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I don't know how to bake -- Why not ask your mom?

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓰𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓻𝔂 ‘𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲’ 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 @HisMontgomery]

Try baking a cake and actually being a dad

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Ouch! Only if I can see your tan lines!

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Thanks... And let me just say; you look beautiful today, Miss Pillsbury.

[𝙀𝙈𝙈𝘼 𝙋𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙎𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙔 @GUIDANCEGIVEN]

I, erm, I think so.

It’s a bit of an obscure thing but I do have this pamphlet, which details about getting over crushes on older people as a young person.

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Grandad? Man, I'm still young!
...Aren't I?

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓰𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓻𝔂 ‘𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲’ 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 @HisMontgomery]

18 years later? Wanna try and be a good grandad even though you will share a granddaughter with Mr and Mrs Schue

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Well, they're still moms. And I'll still have my attractive nipple ring! I'm the honey and the M.I.L.Fs are bees.

[𝐎𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊! , - @DUMPSTERDUNK]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Beth, this is another good example. When you need help, you should reach out to others. One point for your dad!...

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓰𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓻𝔂 ‘𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲’ 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 @HisMontgomery]

Okay... my Bio dad just got weird don’t mind me just going to cover my two year olds eyes