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The new statue contains the real skeleton of a panther farmed specifically for this purpose on a ranch in Nixa

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The new statue is of a banana

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@Druryunofficial Oh boy oh boy I hope it’s B.O.B!!!!!!!! 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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We are committed to making learning truly hands on. Please be on the lookout for your syllabus, the first unit is called ‘E.Coli and You’.

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Drury University is introducing a mandatory Fusion certificate in Wastewater Treatment

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

Hey @DruryUniversity instead of dedicating all your money to a new building you should have some respect for your students/staff who have to deal with the sewage flooding you guys never fix. Disrespectful and shameful No student should have to deal with this for a degree

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@Daddynutron @DruryUniversity Once I called DUsec for an escort to my car 0.2 miles away from campus because someone was banging on my work’s windows and i was alone, and they said it was too far, then they called me back later bc they had the wrong number, asking ab another person’s call at Trustee lol

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What he said

[Luke Wegenka @lukewegenka]

@DUconspiracy The Harvard of north Springfield

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Following this story. Was it captured yet? Are you sure it’s a panther? The general demeanor just looks like an architecture student during finals week

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@the_scooby_snak The dumpster metal will be repurposed to create statues of Pouncer the Panther within every bathroom on campus

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I’m loving this in its prime before it has to turn into ‘Unofficial Drury Security’ for copyright reasons

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Drury never actually booked B.o.B., they booked JAX all along

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Drury never actually booked blackbear, they booked B.o.b all along

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@nightlife98 True, true. My question is: what are the chances B.o.B is vaccinated if he’s a flat earther?

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Drury never actually booked blackbear, they booked B.o.b all along

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@NickGenovese3 You’re right that is unpopular

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Can we have a flat earth panel in Olin Library featuring B.o.b and Dr. Ojakangas instead of the concert

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Drury’s master plan is to foster an educational environment which resembles a rainforest biome

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Why does every Drury building turn into a literal sauna as soon as it gets even remotely warm outside?

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The Smith water quality is intended to boost Panther Clinic usage

[M. Colin Years @Daddynutron]

When @DruryUniversity tells me Smith water isn’t dirty and it’s okay. Besides the chronic skin itching Pick your fighter. Dirt, blue, or pissy/green 😈

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@DUComplaints True true but also remember unless you got your vax at Drury, you have to self-report your doses for their numbers so hopefully there’s more folks who just haven’t updated the MyDrury form yet!