Donald T. Ushauer

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@violently16 @OscarRunnerUp If you truly feel the need to make these sad little attempts at denigrating Mikey Madison's Oscar-winning turn in 'Anora' 15 months on, I'd suggest you not simultaneously showcase your limited intelligence - if she were a 'LITERAL empty shell,' she wouldn't be a living human.

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@katya_zamo Make like an incel hacker targeting https://t.co/O5E6yxwYcl with a malicious DDoS attack and CRASH IT!

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@haalaphrodyke and thinking it would be at all compelling or moving when followed in the very next sentence by the abject hypocrisy of the choice offered to the heretics: 'fix your hearts' (i.e. 'give in,' disguised as magnanimous self-help patter) or 'die.' (3/3)

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@haalaphrodyke by refusing to blindly capitulate to the medical science denialism and attendant proxy wish fulfillment their ideology demands. If there's room on your face for more egg, delve into the sterling reasoning behind championing these 'most vulnerable,' in existential danger (2/3)

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@Glory_Is_Ben This might have been true if someone else had gotten the role. Unfortunately, Clare Kramer is howlingly awful as Glory. Not a single natural line reading from her the entire season.

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@drunkvendetta @glindaupland I'm assuming you meant 'defective,' since 'defected' makes no sense in this context. Brush up on your language skill before you try (and fail) to come for an entire group of people, you dumb fuck.

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@djoified Never. It's shrimpin' time.

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@emshifts @MonkeyDSwift Uh, there's several metric TONS of denying that. Her songwriting is about as nuanced and profound as a socially inept middle schooler's unhinged pseudointellectual rantings over delusional unrequited crushes and 'mean girl' adversaries in her fluorescent pink diary/'burn book.'

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@MonkeyDSwift If next year SOTY stands for 'Shakespearean Oversimplification/Trite Yammering,' she'll have that shit in the bag.

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@keaaaaley Another unfortunate Grammy stat they have in common - they both lost on one of their most deserving nominations (To Pimp a Butterfly in 2016 and The Fame in 2010, respectively) to the same (con) artist with an inferior album.

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@HaithamH95488 @torturedcarlos Those two initialisms stand for 'Risibly Overblown Travis-ty (Yawn)' and 'Shakespearean Oversimplification, Trite Yammering,' right? Yeah, she'll win in a pap walk- I mean, in a CAKE WALK.

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@HaithamH95488 @torturedcarlos REGARDING THE CATEGORY'S FULL OFFICIAL NAME:
4th word (omitted) = Vocal
1st word = Best
1st word + 4th word = the primary reason that Griftie will not be winning it

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@tayrianax_ Of the 72 weeks "Wildflower" spent on the Hot 100, 52 coincided with '26 Grammy eligibility (the chart run spanned the entire period) whereas it overlapped with last year's for 1/4 that time. Its single release was the day before the exact midpoint of this year's eligibility.

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@benitosversion Grammy rules allow tracks from the previous year's album submissions to be entered individually (independent from the album) in certain categories, provided that (a) the tracks haven't been submitted for any category previously, and (b) the parent album has not won a Grammy.

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@EmoJoshy1 Even more inexplicable: a pair of nomination snubs not just her most egregious, but two of the most galling across Grammy history - "Bad Romance" missing from ROTY & SOTY, despite going on to bag Female Pop & Music Video and propel TFM across the finish line in Pop Vocal Album.

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@sbstryker These latest General Field losses pale in comparison to the Gaga-related Grammy bed shit that has boggled my mind for the past 15 years - "Bad Romance" wins Female Pop and Music Video but is left out of ROTY/SOTY. Ra-ra, ah-ah-WHA?!

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@sbstryker The Grammys gave Baha Men a win for "Who Let The Dogs Out." Gave Macklemore & Ryan Lewis 3 wins over Kendrick in 2014. Gave that b1tch that N@z! lover made famous 4 AOTY wins (1 more than STEVIE WONDER). They are gold spray-painted doorstops. Utterly devoid of any prestige.

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@PhillAndry86 @DerekKageXXX @TyRoderickX Nothing except for our Mr. RODerick...

[Donald T. Ushauer @DUshauer]

@lucas_dobs73822 @JacobKingXXXX ...-est with an adverb/adjective forms a superlative (a word that signifies 'most'); 7) your comment is a run on sentence with no punctuation. 7 mistakes in 25 words - work on your piss poor English before you come for someone else and maybe you won't embarrass yourself again.