Ben

25 | Civil Engineer | House & Techno | 6’4 i swear

[Ben @DVLN_]

Berghain reject party.

[eli @90shal]

my hottest star wars take is that you don't deserve to be "best jedi" list if you eventually turned into a sith lord

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

god invented self checkouts so we could shoplift olive oil

[GUBU🇮🇪 @wiretap_chan]

Loses election and instantly commences the 5 year plan. Kier Stalin is a go

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

my kid was blowing raspberries last night at dinner and i turned to my German friend and asked “what’s the word for that in German?” and he replied “we have no word for that. it is too silly.”

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

me when i escape the bucket

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Stupid cunts everywhere

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i miss trevor moore like a mf

[الأخ الكبير @BIG__Brother7]

Everyone in 2026:

[Ben @DVLN_]

Unplanned 5 hour drive back to Teeside, feel like a shit Chris Rea

[Ben @DVLN_]

Two bottles of wine and googling the Vajont Dam disaster on Christmas

[Ben @DVLN_]

In jim

[Nietzsche ki beti @chiggiiiii]

YOU
MUST
BREAK
THE
PATTERN
TODAY
OR
THE
LOOP
WILL
REPEAT
TOMORROW
YOU
MUST
BREAK
THE
PATTERN
TODAY

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Flimsy Steve

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

half a bottle of wine got me feeling like asking nick mullen if he still wants to be an absent father

[Ben @DVLN_]

Robin in da house

[sand ghost @moutheaters]

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water