fancytheabsurd

/discombobulating mortals since year 2000/
/i'm a plant that can resist poison/

[fancytheabsurd @DV_Obscure]

alam ko ang gago ko sa part na yun pero yun kasi ang dapat. putanginang adulting to

[fancytheabsurd @DV_Obscure]

sorry

[fancytheabsurd @DV_Obscure]

@mayieficenttt ow. ako pala ang na-ghost! whiew. baliktad ang info nari.

[fancytheabsurd @DV_Obscure]

@mayieficenttt Che! Sa iba kayo wag sa amin. Gang friends lang talaga dapat ang leo at gemini

[fancytheabsurd @DV_Obscure]

@mayieficenttt Syimpri. Gaon ang gemini sa leo.

[fancytheabsurd @DV_Obscure]

Hadouken hadouken!

[fancytheabsurd @DV_Obscure]

Jak się masz?

[fancytheabsurd @DV_Obscure]

socks. socks. socks. socks. socks. socks. socks. socks.

[Dave Vescio @DaveVescio]

Why is there a huge social stigma against speaking ill of the dead, even when everything you say is true and they totally earned it?

[fancytheabsurd @DV_Obscure]

Kung papapaskuhan niyo ko, sana, euthanasia na lang.

[Calvin Almazan @CalvsAlmazan]

Schools should stop acting like everything is normal.

We’re literally in the middle of: 1) recovering from devastating typhoons, 2) a pandemic, and 3) a recession.

Anong deadline deadline at pasok sa Monday. Hindi ito usapin ng katamaran. Usapin to ng kakayahan.

[OKININAYO @nikitazumi]

Troll script.
#BangonDuterte

[Isangmaria @dreamagainmaria]

#BangonDuterte

Let's also make gising the mayor who celebrated his birthday while his city was being flooded, the police chief who saved his things on a rescue boat, the educ sec who asked the kids to iron their modules! Pabangunin din mga yan, bhie!

[@dswdserves @dswdserves]

Nagsagawa ang Disaster Response Management ng DSWD Field Office IV-A ng relief operations sa mga biktima ng matinding baha dulot ng nagdaang Bagyong Ulysses sa Kasiglahan Village, Barangay San Jose, Rodriguez, Rizal. Katuwang dito ng DSWD ang LGU at AFP.

[Presidential Communications Office @pcogovph]

TINGNAN: Nagdeploy ang Philippine Navy ng karagdagang grupo na tutulong sa isinasagawang rescue operations sa Cagayan Valley ngayong Sabado.

#LagingHandaPH
#UlyssesPH
#workingPCOO