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[Den spatserande vålnaden @DValnaden]

@unginvesteraren Funkade fint så länge man är medveten om att låga priset är utan mat / bagage. Kostade inte mkt att lägga till, uppgraderade även billigt till premium economy på flygplatsen. Kör

[Den spatserande vålnaden @DValnaden]

@furryslag Can’t curse on American tv?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Let me get this straight. Donald managed to make @FIFAcom look even more corrupt?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Den spatserande vålnaden @DValnaden]

@SecWar @USMC Is this enough to defeat Iran? 😂

[Den spatserande vålnaden @DValnaden]

@StateDept But wait, I was told the war was won weeks ago?

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@FoxNews Thanks USA for losing another war and CLOSING THE HORMUZ

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

NATO IS NEVER THERE WHEN WE NEED THEM. TRUMP WANTED TO STEAL GREENLAND, DID NATO HELP? NO! TRUMP WANTED TO WIPE OUT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION, DID NATO HELP? NO! TRUMP DECLARED WAR ON BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, DID NATO HELP? NO!

IF NATO DOESN'T PAY ITS SHARE FOR THE BALLROOM, IT'S OVER.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Actual quotes from President Trump:

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
March 10: practically nothing left to target
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 6 :a whole civilization will die
April 7: total and complete victory
April8: objectives were met

A true disaster

[Jan Eliasson @JanKEliasson]

@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Overthrowing governments, bombing Iran, targeting assassinations , supplying Israel with unlimited weapons for Gaza, Lebanon etc , renaming Dep’t of Defence into Dep’t of War and creating ICE, a domestic army.
If this qualifies for a Nobel Peace Prize,
Orwell’s 1984 is back.

[Carl Bildt @carlbildt]

Remarkable direct hit of an 🇮🇷 missile on a 🇺🇸 AWACS aircraft at an airbase by Riyadh 🇸🇦.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?

Trump on the girls’ school in Minab:

“The Tomahawk missile that destroyed it could have been anyone’s. A Tomahawk is very generic.”

Facts:
Tomahawk missiles are manufactured by RTX in Phoenix, Arizona.

The US sells them to exactly four countries: the UK, Australia, Japan, and the Netherlands.

None of them are at war with Iran.

The White House already confirmed behind closed doors to Congress that the US targeted the area.
CNN confirmed US responsibility.

165 girls aged 7-12 are dead.

And the President of the United States just told the American people a Tomahawk missile is “very generic.”

This is not a mistake. This is not confusion.

This is a lie. On camera. About dead children.

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@DeptofWar ”Epic fury” 🤣 Gay!

[nikkib @nicbasarab]

@pete_elite54220 Go fuck yourself and get another drink.

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@BernieSanders Most civilized countries have these benefits, or almost
similar. The US is in many cases a 3rd world country

[Den spatserande vålnaden @DValnaden]

@thenewarea51 @Fahadnaimb Poor Seouls

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@LeoSimpson @visegrad24 Hmm, guess no one will mention nato in the comments 🤣And the US would never let russia or china step in on greenland, regardless if its governed by Denmark.

[Den spatserande vålnaden @DValnaden]

@AndersWester1 Låter logiskt. Han har inte ens varit i närheten av tänja på sanningen 🤦#grabembythepuuuuzi

[Den spatserande vålnaden @DValnaden]

@glenn_tunes Already a shithole in rankings:
Gun homicides nr1
Homicide rate nr5
Mass incarceration nr1
Healthcare access – worst in OECD
Income inequality nr5
Parental leave, worst in OECD
Paid vacation, worst in iOECD
Aaaand: Corporal punishment – Legal in ~19 states