Dan Johnson

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

Hey @jimmyfallon my friend replaced a tire on his car and forgot to tighten the lugnuts. The tire shoots off the car into the woods. We never found the tire and had to walk home. #CarFails

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

Hey @jimmyfallon I had an old Plymouth Voyager van that had a sliding door malfunction when my friends and I went camping. We took turns holding the door closed on the way home #CarFails

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@Winter @BillandTed3 @ed_solomon Very happy to see this come to fruition. Two of my favorite movies are the Bill and Ted films. Plus your Documentaries have been fantastic! Rock on Alex!

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@EITMonline When I heard the music that was playing on the radio I thought I had it on BIG100

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

Let’s Go Caps! #ALLCAPS #STANLEYCUPCHAMPIONS

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@kayleidoscope It’s awesome!

[Shannon The Dude @ShannonTheDude]

Lonzo Ball just found out who his real daddy is and his name is De'Aaron Fox.

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

Absolutely terrible effort. No sense of urgency. Caps need to step it up and get out of this slump. #capsducks

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@EITMonline Elliott, health code prohibits outside containers from being used at a fast food restaurant. All items have to be sterile.

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@jeanniegaffigan we had tickets to tonight's show for Jim. Unfortunately metro rail prevented my brother from getting there. Please help us!

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@JimGaffigan My brother and I had tickets to tonight's show, but due to a Metro Rail Malfunction could not make it. Please help us!

[NBC News @NBCNews]

FACT CHECK: Mike Pence says #VPDebate is at Norwood University. It's at Longwood University.
More fact checks: https://t.co/dJjL7UcCkW

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

#GreenDay Awesome show at 9:30 Club last night! Looking forward to your new album and return in 2017!

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@Joe_Gatto You guys are hilarious and awesome! Looking forward to seeing you in DC in December! Larry!

[Fredericksburg Nationals @FXBGNats]

RT to win 2 tix from @lyft to the Lucas Giolito Bobblehead game, presented by Dave Stinson Geico, on Aug 6th!

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@kayleidoscope @Kennethjay I know right? We're all fans. I've seen them 9 times and it's always awesome!

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@kayleidoscope wasn't that an amazing show? This was my view....

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@BrandonFlowers Amazing show tonight! We've seen The Killers every tour! Looking forward to your new album!

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@thekillers Amazing show tonight! Great every time we see you!

[Dan Johnson @DWJ1980]

@Real_Ice_Berg @EITMonline @kayleidoscope There are Coke lyric bottles for that song!