DWScriptS1–8

Posting the scripts of Doctor Who Seasons 1–8, one line at a time. —All content belongs to the BBC and its rightful owners.

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Next Time: The Steel Sky. Coming 27 November 2026 from 09:00.

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Oh, my dear! My dear! Hahahahaho! Hmm!

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Dodo!

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Yes, yes, it is possible, my boy. Very possible. Welcome aboard the TARDIS, Miss Dorothea Chaplet.

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Doctor, are you…? It's not possible, is it? « Chaplet »? Anne's great-great-…

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Don't be daft. Me granddad was, though.

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"Chaplet"? Yes, but, er, I… y…you're not French, are you?

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It's Dorothea, really. Dorothea Chaplet.

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What?

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Dodo.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, course not, no. Haha! Yes, but she does, you know. What is your name, child?

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You forget, I've never met your granddaughter.

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There, there, you see? All this fuss about nothing. Hmm-hmm-hmm! Don't you think she looks rather like my grandchild Susan? Hmm?

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I haven't got any. I live with me great-aunt, and she won't care if she never sees me again.

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What about your parents‽

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I don't care.

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Ah, that was different! Oh, this is no joyride, you know? You may never get home again!

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What else could I do, dear boy? You don't want a couple of policemen aboard the TARDIS, do you‽ You know, you're the most inconsistent young man? Just now you were telling me off for not having that Chaplain girl aboard!

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Doctor, how could you‽

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Tell us another one!