Dave “ Pump Chump” Watson

Ohio native, Spelling Bee Champ of 89’, Wife Snatcher and Beer Lover

[Dave “ Pump Chump” Watson @DWatson168045]

@iu4life3 @ThienemanSZN @PCHate_ Dude you can’t criticize PCA. There will always be a silly stat #they use to justify his poor play

[Dave “ Pump Chump” Watson @DWatson168045]

@JamesFox917 @CharlieG__ Totally understand. Glad to help.

[Dave “ Pump Chump” Watson @DWatson168045]

@JamesFox917 @CharlieG__ Hey James. Today is Tuesday. Singer starts tomorrow which is Wednesday. Then, following that order, Lowder would be Thursday, then Greene on Friday, and then Abbott on Saturday.
Happy to help,
- “ Pump Chump”

[Dave “ Pump Chump” Watson @DWatson168045]

@newsssss7615139 @Reds @ellylacocoa18 They are winning my guy, relax. Don’t bet if you can’t handle the swings of a game

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@gabe25_23 @CBoxSports Good argument. Not like Kyle schwarber, ohtani, judge, and many others don’t have a higher k rate. I’m sure you just disregard his .854 OPS which is by far the highest on the team. He’s definitely the one costing the games huh

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@gabe25_23 @CBoxSports I’m sorry Gabe, but you saw this video and thought “ why did we give one of the hottest players in the mlb a 3-0 green light?” Brother he’s established himself as someone who can definitely take 3-0 swings, let’s focus on the dogshit coaching from the team instead of nitpicking

[Dave “ Pump Chump” Watson @DWatson168045]

@SchizoYankeeFan @yankplane06 @dodgernate Where the fuck did you get 6 k’s from? He’s batting .277 this series with 2 RBIs and he’s only struck out twice.

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@JohnYanks11 @Brianh2401 @TalkinYanks It’s not even about the hypothetical anymore John. You yourself said the team struggles to score runs. Maybe small ball would be a good idea

[Dave “ Pump Chump” Watson @DWatson168045]

@JohnYanks11 @Brianh2401 @TalkinYanks That’s usually what small ball helps with John! A bunt and a sac fly would get the runner in

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@Dale69__ @SchefflerLegion Lovely life you live dale. Spending your waking hours hating on a man who does not know you and is 1000x more successful than you

[Dave “ Pump Chump” Watson @DWatson168045]

@CChokeske @SchefflerLegion No one’s making you watch him bubba. Log off

[Dave “ Pump Chump” Watson @DWatson168045]

@baseball_simon Is this a Jim Jarvis reference

[Dave “ Pump Chump” Watson @DWatson168045]

@capdaddy69 @RedbirdRiot Would be very stupid to take a victory lap now after seeing his second half last year

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@despondentcub @PCHate_ Yeah great series from him! 1/10 with 1 singular RBI! Showing why he’s the MVP

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@ZackSmallzZ @calebwstan @CFBHome Of course

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@dandonovan87 @TheCousinSal Breaking news: being a champion in the UFC does not make you a good person

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@Fragefrags @PCHate_ Sir, this is about PCA. The score has nothing to do with how ass he is