Dani Wellbrock

I’ve been accused of being perfectly pleasant and a little devious.

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

"The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth." Garry Kasparov

[greg @greg16676935420]

Taco Bell is the only place you can still get gas for under $2

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

9 Ways To Live A Full Life

-Quit Dicking Around
-Steer Clear of Charlatans
-Keep A Journal
-Exercise Every Single Day
-Don’t Compare Yourself To Others
-Meditate on Your Mortality
-Study the Lives of the Greats
-Don’t Waste Time Being Offended
-Know Your Why

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

Using proper grammar and punctuation is a love language.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I TOOK BETTY WHITE?!?

NOW?!?

I am a terrible, horrible, cruel, miserable God.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Start thanking Me, bitches.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm so, so tired of this shit.

[Dani Wellbrock @DWellbrock]

@AdamMGrant Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In response to my ten most recent prayers:

No.
No.
Maybe.
Sorry, can't hear you.
Sure. I was planning on doing that anyway.
No.
Oooh, if you'd asked yesterday I would have said yes.
Are you kidding?!?
Yes, because I'm a fan of that sports team as well.
No.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm honestly just in total shock at how stupid you all are.

[Daily Stoic @dailystoic]

Memento mori

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

"In the short term, you are as good as your intensity. In the long term, you are only as good as your consistency." - @shaneparrish

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Your current level of stupid is unsustainable.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Good morning to everyone except evil, demonic monsters who torture and kill puppies and call it science.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I have no plan for your life whatsoever.

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

Character is fate. A piece of shit is gonna be a piece of shit...all the way to the end.

[Dani Wellbrock @DWellbrock]

☠️

[Kathy Tavoularis @KathyTavoularis]

“The way you treat people says a lot about who you are. Be careful. Your actions are screaming over your words” Thema Davis #QuoteOfTheDay

[Daily Stoic @dailystoic]

"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." Marcus Aurelius

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

I keep hearing about how the government is going to run out of money. That’s why I am going to start a gofundme and raise $1200 to send to the government to cover their losses for the past year.