Dani

organized chaos with extreme lapses of dysfunction

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

We’re like four or five tweets away from national secrets

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

if you were wondering why his body is shaped like this, it’s because he takes human growth hormone without exercising

[Dani @DWerkhoven]

Not taking medical advice from a personified version of a Picasso painting

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: In a bizarre moment, RFK Jr. exposes his own warped beliefs that autistic children will "never pay taxes, never hold a job...never use a toilet unassisted." This is the Health and Human Services Secretary.

This is insane.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Vandalism at a Tesla Dealership is not domestic terrorism.

This is.👇👇👇

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

JUST IN: Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump spiritual advisor Robert Morris has been indicted for molesting a 12-year-old girl.

[Dani @DWerkhoven]

Every show needs a Ted Danson.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Microdosing hell by living in America

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

[Kahlief Adams @KahliefAdams]

That is 1000% a Nazi salute being given behind the presidential podium on Inauguration Day (also MLK day) by the richest person on the planet. That moment will live in infamy.

[Denise Wheeler 🌊💙 @denisedwheeler]

The ICE raids are set to begin.

Having an escape plan/safety plan/bug out plan will be extremely important.

The news will not provide it. We are on our own.

Here is a thread on what to do and what's ahead.

Please share, while we still can. And yes, it has happened here.

[برَندن @island__stylin]

I absolutely love Bernie Sanders 😅💀

#Inauguration2025

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

When my dad got cancer they tried to kick him off his insurance so as he was dying his life was paperwork and phone calls 👍

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Donald Trump tries to take credit for Obamacare:

KRISTEN WELKER:
It has insured 20 million people.

DONALD TRUMP:
Yeah, because of me. Because of me. If you look at what I did, I was the one --

Clown.

[Dani @DWerkhoven]

Historically………? This is what America was BUILT on.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Governor Josh Shapiro comments on the arrest of Luigi Mangione:

“Some attention in this case, especially online, has been deeply disturbing as some have looked to celebrate instead of condemning this killer. […] In America, we do not kill people in cold blood to resolve policy differences or express a viewpoint.”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

2024 budget was 11 billion

[Dani @DWerkhoven]

Would like to document that Moorhead Casey’s Gas Stations are currently at 2.68/gallon.

[Alastair McAlpine, MD @AlastairMcA30]

Trump says RFK Jr will “investigate” the link between vaccines and autisms as “somebody needs to find out.”

We’ve ALREADY FOUND OUT
- >600,000 kids in Denmark
- >90,000 in the US
- >1.2m kids worldwide

NO LINK.

How many more of these does he want us to do?

[Dani @DWerkhoven]

LOUDER FOR THE DUMB FUCKS IN BACK

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP SAYS HE CAN'T GUARANTEE AMERICANS WON'T PAY MORE AS A RESULT OF TARIFFS