cami is satan

💢huh.... something's happened....

[cami is satan @DWhomps]

Get off my dad's dick!!! #FireEmblem #ThreeHouses

[imactuallykools @imactuallykoo1s]

In the 1997 film “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” Austin, a sex obsessed ladies man, spends the entire film trying and failing to seduce his work partner. When she finally wants to fuck him, he declines because she is drunk.

How do you get beat by Austin Powers?

[🦢 @loungingmee]

Condoms have been found in animals, babies, and even dead bodies but somehow, we’re still blaming women for the way they dress.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Unless I’m working in an ER, working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

If you told me 10 years ago that by 2026, a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[the sagitterrorbitch transfeminist 🔪🪬🫖✨️🔮🌶📚 @therapatical]

"calling pregnancy body horror is misogynistic" you are quite literally having your body ripped open. that's not a joke or a euphemism. nearly all births involve some amount of tearing. it's okay to admit that pregnancy + birth is daunting and horrifying.

[✦ 𓏻 snake 𓏻 ✦ @IkolMischief]

I remember my maga mother getting mad when this scene came on because
“they’re making fun of Trump with the red blonde pony. turn it off.”

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

I just heard a guy on a podcast ask if tampons break the hymen and
"doesn't that take the virginity away".
And ladies and gentlemen, this is again why men shouldn't be able to dictate women's bodies.

[blue @bluewmist]

My spouse saying to the four year old about his brother, "He is telling you about it because he's excited, not because he thinks you don't know." And that, my friends, is also a lesson I need to hear.

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

the amount of men asking "what if she gets her period and starts a war" about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.

[Danza @diaknight]

I actually AM clicking the tiny x to close the phone game ad correctly each and every time. The ad companies just got so mad that I'm perfect at tapping the tiny xs that they programmed the ad to ignore attempts to close them and just open the link to the app store anyway.

[cami is satan @DWhomps]

@sadgirlyboss my mother had to keep a mirror by my crib as a baby because i slept TOO much. arguably a skill issue

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

[Qing Meow 🌙 @Moonbae222]

Bc nobody wants to deal with people when they’re depressed. People will get sick of you, and quickly, and before you know it you’re losing people bc you’re ’negative’ and ‘draining’. Best kept to yourself if you can keep yourself safe.

[scarrie 🕷️🕸️ @carriethefairyo]

Normalize telling men “that’s a weird thing to say” when they make gross sexual comments at you

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

I love when my unserious ass friends have very serious, high-paying careers. why do you make 177k a year?!? HAVE THEY MET YOU???! 😭

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

TRAGIC: that person you can't stand for absolutely no reason at all becomes core member in friend group

[lorah @lorahmoe]

Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭
We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.”
And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.”
SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes.
The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE.
At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.