Derek

mostly unspectacular, sometimes humorous, rarely insightful. ✌️& ❤️

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

I love being a little weirdo doing weirdo things in weirdo spaces with other little weirdos 🐛

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

I’m voice to text in public and don’t even bother proofreading before sending it years old

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

When I die bury me net to a Buc-ee’s

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Booksmart is one of my favorite movies

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

There’s something nice about listening to music you can’t understand

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

If you’re not listening to Dijon you’re doing it wrong

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

apparently I have smelly bath towels

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

Fire was the original TV

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

@NFL_DovKleiman Suspended for making a tackle? Lawrence slid way too late to allow for him to react and pull up to avoid hitting him. You’re a clown, sir.

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

Kendrick the real Lisan al Gaib

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

Watching 1977 NBA Finals game 6 on NBA TV. Billl Walton was a beast… RIP to that treasure of a human being

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

I miss TV sitcom episodes where the plots revolved around home phone voicemails

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

Such a bummer feeling when a song you used to really love comes on and you realize you don’t remember the lyrics as well as you used to..

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

One of my deepest fears is Spotify shutting down and losing all of my playlists

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

Candle prices are outa control..

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

lost as fuck

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

I don’t need to be super rich but Uber everywhere rich would be nice

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

For the amount of small talk I have to make I suck so bad at it

[Derek @DWreckTheDude]

Best thing about camping is getting to pee whenever you want