🍓 mel b 🍓

plant based babe, editorial eediat, all round unserious candidate. YNWA 🔴 she/her 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

[🍓 mel b 🍓 @DY2mel]

@ts_jems hey! if you’re interested drop me a message

[🍓 mel b 🍓 @DY2mel]

@lottiealalune hey, if you’re interested lmk ☺️

[🍓 mel b 🍓 @DY2mel]

@thaisgmontesso hey, if you’re still looking lmk!

[🍓 mel b 🍓 @DY2mel]

@El_knightt hey if you’re still looking ☺️

[Joe Wren @JoeHWren]

Boomers be like “autism didn’t exist in my day” then do this

[James Greig @jamesdgreig]

Me: oh, the coco pops monkey *definitely* has he/they energy 😂

My mum: your cousin just bought a house

[ed @erar97]

Me at 23:59:50

[🍓 mel b 🍓 @DY2mel]

I understand it btw. I love nfl. Go sports! I’m not like the other girls

[🍓 mel b 🍓 @DY2mel]

I love that you don’t need to understand nfl to understand how impressive this is omg

[Sara Bafo @SaraSabriye]

There’s no new year wrap up for me other than I truly hope 2024 is a year where witness a rise of radical resistance and witness the collapse of imperialist forces. We can’t keep living like this!

[As told by Ange @iamstargazing]

Jan to May was definitely a different year

[🍓 mel b 🍓 @DY2mel]

the XL bully mourning on Facebook today is mad 😭

[hope ❁ @hopegabrielleee]

yall literally would have told martin luther king to sit his black ass down if this was 1963

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The difference in media framing is intentional.

[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

when your participation in genocide doesn't shield you from racism

[Tianna, the Writer @tiannathewriter]

"what we've seen is the worst attack on Israel since The Holocaust"

I can't express to you more than I am right now how dangerous language can be, because there was no attack on Israel during the Holocaust because it did not exist during that event.

[🍓 mel b 🍓 @DY2mel]

you know why they didn’t complain? cos that shit tasted good! I am an excellent executive chef

[🍓 mel b 🍓 @DY2mel]

I really love my friends cos I invited them round for dinner but when they got here I had their asses in the kitchen cooking the meal and not one person said anything 😭

[Professor Benjamin Zephaniah @BZephaniah]

#benjaminzplantz

[🍓 mel b 🍓 @DY2mel]

just very embarrassing he needs to download calm or something

[🍓 mel b 🍓 @DY2mel]

if men were not emotional beings he simply would have ignored him lol

[🇯🇲 TMC Music Connoisseur @MusicConnoisseu]

J Hus jumps off the stage in Dubai mid- performance to confront Russ Millions and his friends 😭

London rappers will beef across the world if they have to