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[Mason🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Mason__drfc]

How unlucky must we be to play 4 teams in the final

This could only happen to England ffs

[Jack @JackLUFC1919]

Wait they actually have an okay side. Experience in there too

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

Him being arrested

[CEO of Antifa @CrazyWeeMonkey]

trying to commute to work when your city is hosting a forza horizon festival:

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

[Susan Adams🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @SuzieHasTwins]

Bob Marley when the birds show up yet again

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Eberechi Eze to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Crystal Palace to receive package in excess of £60m as Eze preferred #AFC over Spurs.

Arsenal win race over Tottenham, been in advanced talks for days but never sealed.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Arsenal reach agreement in principle with Crystal Palace to sign Eberechi Eze. Deal worth around expired £68m release clause - matching what #THFC were ready to pay. Personal terms close + 27yo plays for #CPFC on Thurs before #AFC medical @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/vo5xWTomOI

[No Context BMD @NoContextBMD]

"are you having a ******* cheesy one" 😂🤣

[Sevilla FC @SevillaFC_ENG]

Admin when we get drawn away against UD Ibiza in the Copa del Rey 🏆

[Jack @JNatt1311]

If I see this in our replies at full-time, my head's going through a wall

[Bask @baskgod]

Screaming when the DJ tell everybody to make some noise

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Merino was pressing random buttons uptop and was banging goals but I’m supposed to be worried about Gyökeres flopping.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved.

Sporting accept last bid from Arsenal for €63.5m plus €10m, agent will reduce his commission.

Gyökeres will sign five year deal at #AFC. He ONLY wanted Arsenal. 🇸🇪

[SPIKE⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

G. Jesus watching Partey, Tomiyasu and Tierney leaving

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

It’s Rodrygo Goes not Rodrygo Stays buddy. Honour the family name @RodrygoGoes