Day Yandle

I have the power of God and Anime on my side. Available for birthday parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs, and breast exams.
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[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@Verizon You keep telling me "Thank you for 35 years of service. We appreciate you being our customer." But every time I have an issue, you say, "Dang. That sucks. Get over it." All these deals for newcomers and a paddle for people who have been with you from the beginning.

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@JasmineSimone28 😧

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@JasmineSimone28 I don't have a cup big enough for all this tea.

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

Omfg again. I'm just tryna take a fat shit and cry in peace. Leave me alone.

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

I will never understand mfs that come up to the bathroom door and try to rip it off the hinges without knocking.

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@GraceKellli Wym like tetanus or somethin?

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@GraceKellli Leg or arm? I'll get my bat.

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@lane_odom Let me give you my cousin's number. She'll hook you up.

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@GraceKellli Boys are overrated. Girls is where it's at.

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

To the people who just go up and just yank on a bathroom door without knocking, why?

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@GraceKellli You're the best 😍😍🤑🤑🍰🧁👩

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@GraceKellli At least 75k. I have made a lot of bad financial decisions.

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@lane_odom Nvm I can't read

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@lane_odom You can use me any time

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@lane_odom Dave Chappelle?

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@lane_odom I can only help with the in between the outfits

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@GraceKellli I can't bake.

[Day Yandle @DYandle28]

@GraceKellli Do you still hurt?